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Anime =/= porno. in most cases.

You get enjoyment out of viewing anime.

I get enjoyment out of watching porn.

They're not the same thing. Then again, if you're into ecchi stuff/hentai, they very well could be.

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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Errybody posts stuff about their favorite anime, but if I posted my favorite pornos I'd get banned. :(

 

You'd be an even greater man in my books.

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From: [email protected]

Subject: Emotional Bond Between Subject T and D

 

I believe the cause of Subject T's attraction is an inadvertent flaw in the testing. Subject T had minimal contact with females in the simulation, and when he did, none were romantic in nature (This should only have happened if we wrote in Sequence: Friendzone.). Subject T was rated a 8/10 on the Emotional Requirement Scale, and as such should have been provided more contact to keep him satisfied in The Simulation. I hypothesize that the lack of romantic contact with females in The Simulation lead Subject T to search for companionship elsewhere, merely by coincidence finding it in Subject D.

 

Note: Suggest editing the next trial of The Simulation to include more emotional contact. The next subject may react differently and cause problems for the whole Simulation.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Right oh. Proceed to remove Subject N from the same environment as Subject T.

Do so cautiously. Who knows what happened in there during the months we left them...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Subject N has been successfully transferred.

 

Note: Subject M has developed anomalous tendencies (See memo: Weeabooness). This may affect further testing. Suggest euthanization.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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NO!

Not subject M, he's perfectly fine.

We need more work on Subject Pony... Our greatest breakthrough....

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Note: Subject M has developed anomalous tendencies (See memo: Weeabooness). This may affect further testing. Suggest euthanization.

Don't kill me. D:

 

[spoiler=Ecchi stuff for 321.]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPAjfTJNias&feature=related&autoplay=1

 

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I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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It always comes to euthanization with you biologically minded types! Euthanize this, euthanize that, I-don't-understand-what's-going-on-so-let's-just-euthanize it. Are anomalies not, by definition, beneficial to any testing of social interracial?

 

Signed, the Mysterious Subject Anonymous.

 

Edit: Wow, that's one heck of a typo. I'm just going to leave that there.

 

Edit2: Lol Monk. :XD:

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Standard Series Chemical tests

 

Subject: Subject K

 

Chemical: Temazepan

Result: as expected, the subject displays symptoms of relaxation and lethargy.

 

Chemical: Lysergic acid diethylamide

Result: Much akin to previous work with felines, the subject K shows no

ability to cope with the chemical stimulant.

 

Chemical: Viscae Somnus

Result: Following inject, the subjects heart rate slows to such a rate, that,

for all intents and purposes, it appears dead. In truth, heart rate has

dropped to incredibly a safe level, and the subject recovers soon after.

 

Chemical: Tetrahydrocannabinol

Result: This chemical is held to be entirely safe in moderation, and produces a

relaxation effect in the subject. It remains to be seen whether long term

exposure leads to health risks.

 

This subject K is worn out. Please consider this as an official requisition

order for further test subjects from the mainland. We're down to one subject: Subject D.

Testing will begin immediatly.

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Subject Pony has indeed been a great success. The other subjects seem to reject him from The Simulation however. It may cause Catastrophic Collapse if we forcibly try to integrate him.

 

I am however pleased how the subjects have received their challenges. I am most pleased with their handling of Irritant: Tripsis. I had considered implanting a sequence involving Tripsis into Celebration: Page 5000, but decided against it.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Euthanization has begun on Subject Pony.

 

However, I will extract vital organs that could be used in future subjects.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Doctor H, do you think it is wise to remove Irritant: Pie from The Simulation, even if only temporarily? The original integration was tumultuous enough, if we try again, we might lose a subject.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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ARCHIMEDES! NO! You don't belong in there!

It's filthy...

Birds. Heh.

 

 

Last I knew of Subject Pie he committed suicide in the simulation, Doctor S, due to his inability to make new friends or get a girlfriend.

We must extract him from the chamber ASAP.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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IMMEDIATE THREAT!

 

Subjects from Simulation 1 and Simulation: Down Under appear to be inter-mixing! How did this happen?!?! Our only choice is to watch and hope...

 

Update: Subject/Irritant: Pie has been removed from The Simulation. I will create a clone in case we decide to re-introduce him.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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ARCHIMEDES! NO! You don't belong in there!

It's filthy...

Birds. Heh.

 

 

Last I knew of Subject Pie he committed suicide in the simulation, Doctor S, due to his inability to make new friends or get a girlfriend.

We must extract him from the chamber ASAP.

 

Is it time to practice medicine yet?

 

Also, I must be leaving for tonight. One last parting gift.

 

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And dang it Monk, you're making me want to watch anime more. I'm not sure whether to say thank you or not. So thanks. :mrgreen:

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Night Death.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Subjects S and H seem to have stolen a pair of doctor coats from the supply room. I caught them bullying Subject P, who was still in a daze from the testing. No damage was done. I am now putting each of them in an individual cell. I take this chance to remind the personell to keep all doors locked, and keep an eye on all subjects for as long as they are outside their cells.

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