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IT'S TOO BAD SHE WON'T LIVE. BUT THEN AGAIN, WHO DOES?

Uhhh.

 

What?

 

@Ben.

 

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Ben. I'm scared.

What did Dax do?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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*writing on note paper*

Interesting note during the graveyard shift. Ben began to believe Dax killed someone. Suggested: Doctor Bear should immediately begin relocation of the subjects at once during the morning.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Ben. *quotes with hands* "Dax" doesn't exist.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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There's more from this list...

Tyler, Seany the Bear, Pepsi, Halo.

 

Some of these names are just inanimate objects or animals. Who were these "people", Ben?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Tyler is a guy who's allergic to all kinds of material on his chest area, I believe.

Seany the Bear. Ha! Trying to trick me! He's a bear of course, not a person!

Pepsi. ANOTHER TRICK. That's Dax-the-murderer's drink of choice.

Halo? Never heard of him/her. He/she must be your own imaginary friend.

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But you say these names/words in your sleep. Dreaming perhaps. Do you have nightmares?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Don't be so hard on yourself.

I've never done any more study than the night before a test, and I've only had one exam in the last two years that I've gotten below 90% for.

 

 

I'm just saying, not doing anything for a couple of days won't change a thing.

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