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I don't want to go to bed because I drank a Dr.Pepper at midnight. And it's just now kicking in.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Also, I'm hungry. It's 1:30 in the morning. I can't feasibly eat anything without waking up my mother. Damnit metabolism.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Grab an apple? Make a peanut butter sandwich?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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The problem mostly stems from my dog. He hears me, comes to see what I'm up to, clip clops down the hall, and wakes up my mother. My mother's a really light sleeper.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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I [bleep]ing hate Glee. I have never once said I like Glee.

 

On another note, I want to learn that song, but according to the chords I just looked up, I need a capo. I have one, but I don't know where the [bleep] it went. >.<

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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July 15th.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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The last Harry Potter film.

 

It can finally be over with...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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*Slaps Monk's butt*It didn't jiggle. THIS ISNT REALITY!!!

 

 

Really? Let me try. *Slap**Slap**Poke*

 

 

QUIT SLAPPING MONK'S BUTT GUYS HE DOESN'T LIKE IT!*covers Monk's butt by grabbing it*

 

 

 

WHAT THE [bleep]? :?: :-? :-|

 

 

*gives monk's butt a little squeeze, as he's still holding it*

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Dax, dem eastenerns are wierd.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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What.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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What.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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What.

 

HLAO

U DA EASTENERNS DHFEWHIWEIOJ

WAKA JULA PWNIFES

BLEFNIFSDUHFDS

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Easterner?

Is that what you call people on the East Coast? You know what we call people on the West Coast?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Hipsters.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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