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last year I managed to convince him to send me one email everyday.. and I'd reply to it.. but he didn';t appreciate it.. so we got into this huge fight.. and now he's under duress to email me four times a day.. while most days I don't even bother replying to him unless I feel like it....

 

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the truth is... I'd never be with a guy again unless he sends me love letters everyday...

 

and.. that's what long emails are to me... <_<

 

I sense you've had bad relationships in the past.

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Unless it actually turns into a real relationship within a year or so, it's not worth it.

 

by real relationship you mean sex friends.

 

right now.. it's impossible for me to feel horny for a guy, no matter how hot he is... unless he's my friend.

 

unfortunately.. most guys are simply interested in getting into my pants and don't care about my personality.

 

If I found a guy that had the patience required to wait however long it took for me to feel like marrying him.. while at the same time he wanted sincerely to be friends with me..

 

I'd totally fall in love with him.

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the truth is... I'd never be with a guy again unless he sends me love letters everyday...

 

and.. that's what long emails are to me... <_<

 

I sense you've had bad relationships in the past.

I think she's just overly demanding and needy.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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the thing with the above scenario... is that... if a guy said he was willing to wait.. unless he was an introverted nerd.. you can bet a ton of $$$ that he'd be doing a bunch of girls behind my back.

 

most guys are interested in sex.

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Edating? You know we have a edate couple here right?

Tyler and Death?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I don't understand why women have a problem when guys want to have sex. It's kind of the point.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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most regular and healthy people are interested in sex.

 

Fixed that for you.

mmhmmmmmmm

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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am I interested in sex? yes I am...

am I more interested in having a shy guy who says "no stop" after I pounce on him and do what I want? of course!!!!

 

im interested in a guy who will do whatever I want..

 

including not suffering from premature ejaculation for a few hours while I take what I want from him.

 

am I needy? yes I am

 

the last RL guy I had, somehow made me pay for all our dates [because its something I didn't mind doing half of the time but he took advantage of my genorousity]

I was pretty cool and collected.. I never made demands.. but I wasn't very happy.

 

I'd be happy if the guy I liked made a few demands.. but I'd also be happy if he didn't object to all of my demands too much.

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tl;dr

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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including not suffering from premature ejaculation for a few hours while I take what I want from him.

 

Totally reasonable. I'd be surprized if people couldn't hold up for at least 3 or 4 hours.

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well I'd never want a bf that said tl;dr to my posts.

 

I want someone who is so enamored with me.. so infatuated that he reads all my posts and emails.. hoping to learn more about me. <3:

 

 

well I'd only want that if I felt the same way about him.

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including not suffering from premature ejaculation for a few hours while I take what I want from him.

 

Totally reasonable. I'd be surprized if people couldn't hold up for at least 3 or 4 hours.

 

without a vibrator I need about 3-4 hours.. more if the guy sucks at technique..

 

and... it's so not sexy if he doesn't last and then gets sleepy...

 

it'd make me want to punish him. <_<

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I would not. At all.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Silver... 4 hours? Don't you think something's a little wrong there?

 

you do know that women are capable of orgasming more than once per session right? and that right after they can go again.... immediately... right? :shock:

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Preparing for the hate but, just have to say. if you act like you do here in real life, I can't imagine anyone wanting to have sex with you.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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