mfw I've been texting this girl for the past hour or so, and every single one of my texts I meticulously read and reread, take out an adverb here, add a comma there, make sure it's perfect, not too long or too short, then I send it. Then she replies with something like, "lol ya"

 

friendzoned hard

Yeah? Well I've eaten half of this loaf of cinnamon bread and drank like a gallon of water in the past hour.

 

Come at me, bru.

Still unsure if Blaze is an idiot or genius. Either way, he's funny as hell.

He is an idiot. I'm pretty sure if you think about it for a second, you will realize that he is indeed an idiot.

He could just be trolling really well, though. I'm sure there are people out there who get off to that kind of shit.

"That [bleep]ing [bleep] Ash is a mother [bleep]ing [kitty]."

That's not funny.

HEEEEEEEEYYYYYY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSSSSSSSssss, VVVAAAAAAAAAAASSSS UPPPPP

I commend his efforts for trying to be original. However, it makes him look like a dork.

"That [bleep]ing [bleep] Ash is a mother [bleep]ing [kitty]."

That's not funny.

You said the word "this" one time. That word isn't funny, therefore you aren't funny.

 

He's a full grown man living in Iceland who celebrates American holidays and genuinely enjoys watching Pokemon. What more could you want?

He has a nice variety of shirts.

TBM is the kind of guy who just doesn't give a shit what anybody thinks. If he wants to go to Japan with his Dad to see the birthplace of Pokemon then he's gonna do just that.

If he had a lecture or something irl, I'd pay about $20 to go to it.

I also like his curtains.

Gewd night.

 

Happy Thanksgiving guys.

Snorri is an awesome name.

No postin'

lskjf;sklfjb

Anyone who names their child Snoori should be charged for crimes against humanity.

Snorri is okay though.

Yeah, Murkin names are the only good ones.

Yeah, [bleep] foreign cultures.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7rpVRnuAcQ

Considering American culture is a blend of all cultures, it's rather foolish to say [bleep] everyone else. But Snorri is still terribad.

Going to visit my granduncle (my mother's uncle. That's a granduncle, right?) later today (Thanksgiving). He's always been single and, as far as I know, just sits at home watching TV all day. I'll probably be like him if/when I get old.

>open closet to find winter gear

>8 bottles of sparkling cider

 

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

 

 

I [bleep]ing love cider.

 

3:26, 2/3 of the "other" shit done. Which means, only one more thing to draw. But this one is a double one. Still, I have about 4 hours left. I think I deserve a little rest.

You need to post some pics of this shit you're drawing, Napalm. Not necessarily right now, but eventually.