Menstrual blood.

Watermelon.

Kool aid.

Watermelon.

Kool aid.

 

How did I not see that coming?

Undercooked fried chicken.

Why is it only racist when white people say racist things?

I dunno, ask the white people who made the rules

What are you talking about? Those are all viable options, the only criteria they don't meet is being exclusive to black people.

I'm not gonna lie. Some of the ponies turn me on.

Some weird stuff turns you on

Some weird stuff turns you on

But if you stop and think about it, what turns most guys on? 2 blobs of fat on the front, 2 lumps of muscle/fat on the backside, and a hole.

I'm not gonna lie. Some of the ponies turn me on.

 

http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/List_of_ponies

 

Jesus Christ. I had no idea there were so many. I thought there were like 10 at most.

Well I'm going to bed, and hopefully dreaming of well-endowed women. Night.

To all y'all lucid dreamers: Does it ever get boring?

I should go to bed, but I was up past 2 last night so blehh it can become a habit

I need food. I should get food. I am lazy. I will not get food.

I actually think I do most tasks better when I'm tired. I don't mean quality-wise. I mean like I can focus better or something. I can't really put it into words.

hurka durka durk

I need food. I should get food. I am lazy. I will not get food.

lul goon I saw what you said

Why do I find non-English lyrics more appealing than English lyrics?

 

Meh. Probably because I can't understand how stupid they actually are.

It was mean. I'm trying to be less mean on the internet. Irl I'm a nice guy, but when I go on the interwebs I tend to just kinda throw things out there I normally wouldn't say. It's a work in progress.

All this time I thought Goon was just trolling Pie

I'm mostly the same online as I am in real life. Maybe a lil' more swearing on the internet, even then, that's very little.