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@Dax: Yeah, pretty much what I think.

 

 

I called her on the phone and she touched herself!

I laughed myself to sleep

It feels like this is some sort of riddle. But I'm too lazy to figure it out.

 

Also, Chem homework time.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I think Seany means the people that help singers get better at singing and/or help them from getting soar throats or something.

Probably too late but owell.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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So I guess good speaking skills is all it takes?

A 400 lb person can coach a basketball team because he has good speaking skills?

Halo, nobody said anything about speaking skills. You just need to know how the body works and the most efficient ways to train it. You can absolutely be 400 pounds and an excellent coach.

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i think he's writing bad haiku. But then again, I've never read a good haiku.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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So I guess good speaking skills is all it takes?

A 400 lb person can coach a basketball team because he has good speaking skills?

Halo, nobody said anything about speaking skills. You just need to know how the body works and the most efficient ways to train it. You can absolutely be 400 pounds and an excellent coach.

That's the thing, he isn't.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Seany thinks I'm dumb

It's funny 'cuz he's dumb

Not Tyler you see

5 7 5, Tyler

 

Not 5 6 5.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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It would have been fine if he didn't use 'cuz.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Oh, it was supposed to be because. Wrote the wrong thing. Whoops.

 

Anyway, those were song lyrics because I didn't have anything else to post.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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When I don't have anything else to post, I usually just post something I'm thinking/did recently/will do.

:arrow:

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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My presence seems to irritate Subject W. We must test this further Doctor H.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh. I thought this $20 dollar bill was a $5 dollar bill.

I've had $60 this whole time. Neat.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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My presence seems to irritate Subject W. We must test this further Doctor H.

Doctor H suggests an injection of testosterone, 20mg. He also suggests something to take care of his disorder of talking in the third person.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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My presence seems to irritate Subject W. We must test this further Doctor H.

Doctor H suggests an injection of testosterone, 20mg. He also suggests something to take care of his disorder of talking in the third person.

I would suggest a more permanent solution. A set of balls might do, that way he can produce his own testosterone.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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