I'm not fit in the slightest, but wouldn't it be more good to know that your trainer actually, well, basically, practices what they preach?

@Dax: Yeah, pretty much what I think.

 

 

I called her on the phone and she touched herself!

I laughed myself to sleep

It feels like this is some sort of riddle. But I'm too lazy to figure it out.

 

Also, Chem homework time.

These are my friends

This is who they have been

For always

I think Seany means the people that help singers get better at singing and/or help them from getting soar throats or something.

Probably too late but owell.

So I guess good speaking skills is all it takes?

A 400 lb person can coach a basketball team because he has good speaking skills?

Halo, nobody said anything about speaking skills. You just need to know how the body works and the most efficient ways to train it. You can absolutely be 400 pounds and an excellent coach.

i think he's writing bad haiku. But then again, I've never read a good haiku.

Haiku = 5 7 5. Tyler's just being dumb or something.

So I guess good speaking skills is all it takes?

A 400 lb person can coach a basketball team because he has good speaking skills?

Halo, nobody said anything about speaking skills. You just need to know how the body works and the most efficient ways to train it. You can absolutely be 400 pounds and an excellent coach.

That's the thing, he isn't.

He's not a bad coach because he's fat. He's a bad coach because he's a bad coach.

Seany thinks I'm dumb

It's funny 'cuz he's dumb

Not Tyler you see

Seany thinks I'm dumb

It's funny 'cuz he's dumb

Not Tyler you see

5 7 5, Tyler

 

Not 5 6 5.

>2011

>Not pronouncing it fuh nuh knee

It would have been fine if he didn't use 'cuz.

Oh, it was supposed to be because. Wrote the wrong thing. Whoops.

 

Anyway, those were song lyrics because I didn't have anything else to post.

When I don't have anything else to post, I usually just post something I'm thinking/did recently/will do.

 

 

For example: The computer didn't come today like they said it would. I'm mildly upset.

When I don't have anything else to post, I usually just post something I'm thinking/did recently/will do.

:arrow:

Gotta do da dishes

That's what I did.

My presence seems to irritate Subject W. We must test this further Doctor H.

Oh. I thought this $20 dollar bill was a $5 dollar bill.

I've had $60 this whole time. Neat.

I don't know how the hell I'm going to afford Secret Santa gifts this year. I have 40 dollars to buy 7 gifts. Argh.

UPS IS HERE#$%^@#$^#$@^%$^#$@

 

I HOPE IT'S FOR ME.

My presence seems to irritate Subject W. We must test this further Doctor H.

Doctor H suggests an injection of testosterone, 20mg. He also suggests something to take care of his disorder of talking in the third person.

Almost have my homework done by 6:30 for once.

 

Good thing, since I have a ton of other shit to do. >.<

My presence seems to irritate Subject W. We must test this further Doctor H.

Doctor H suggests an injection of testosterone, 20mg. He also suggests something to take care of his disorder of talking in the third person.

I would suggest a more permanent solution. A set of balls might do, that way he can produce his own testosterone.