SeanyTheSailor Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 I woke up and my jeans were gone.Not always a bad thing. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 I woke up and my jeans were gone.Not always a bad thing. Yeah, I know. I totally hit that laundry machine. I tapped that good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 If you don't remember how, it might be. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 My friend fell asleep with his jeans on and woke up with a hole in the back. The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 My friend fell asleep with his jeans on and woke up with a hole in the back. >rape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Rape jokes, I love 'em! "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Rape jokes, I love 'em!Hey, Halo, wanna hear a joke? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Rape, I love it Yeach, I caught that before you edited the post, you suck [bleep]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Go ahead Tyler, it better be funny. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 What's laksjd;fasjf;al kjslkja and a;lskdjfa; wjeanva all over? I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 I'll tell it to you later, Halo. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 [bleep] it, gonna go take this test. leedle leedle leedle leeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Disappointing. It better be damn good. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 It's a joke you really have to be face to face for. Or at least face to back. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Girl on girl on goat on goose God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 You couldn't rape me, Tyler. Just saying. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Forcible Fornication is the politically correct term. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 Alrighty then. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 >anyone caring about political correctness "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 >thinking thats the actual term God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 >being a bear "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 >being geographically almost Canadian God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 >being geographically almost Mexican "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 >already being mexican The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted December 3, 2011 Share Posted December 3, 2011 >being a gay weeaboo "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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