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Ah yes volunteerism. Tricking people into thinking they get something out of charity since time immemorial.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I volunteered once before a few summers ago. It was a bad experience. My lack of social skills made it even worse. Everybody was looking at me and thinking of me as the weird kid nobody liked or talked to. Besides, I have a job. Why would I want to do the same thing for free?

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Ah yes volunteerism. Tricking people into thinking they get something out of charity since time immemorial.

That might have worked if you were talking about money charities.

 

Soup kitchens and local food pantries are kind of different from monetary charities such as The Salvation Army.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Ah yes volunteerism. Tricking people into thinking they get something out of charity since time immemorial.

That might have worked if you were talking about money charities.

 

Soup kitchens and local food pantries are kind of different from monetary charities such as The Salvation Army.

No, I've worked a food bank before. It was just as bad.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh, [bleep]. I just had a great idea. I'll get some pretzels. You still with me? I'll take the pretzels and put them in the microwave. Wait, wait. It gets better. With the pretzels I will have cheese! Yes, melted cheese on pretzels! I'm a genius.

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Yes, because you're get tricked because you're cleaning up a park or a river.

 

Volunteering is the work of teh devil, hissss.

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What if you melted the cheese, dipped the pretzels in it then waited for the cheese to re-solidify?

 

@halo, No they just say you have a good feeling knowing you helped afterwards, which is total bullshit. The hours are long, the work is boring and often unpleasant, and in my experience the people it benefits are ungrateful, even spiteful that you're helping them.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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What does this have anything to do with cleaning up after ourselves?

 

Oh, yeah. Sure. But there are plenty of people that benefit from it too.

But that's probably the minority that doesn't matter, right?

 

 

Some people like it, some don't. Just saying. You don't really know if you try it.

And I guess volunteering is something that doesn't swing right with Abc.

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I dont know where you got cleaning up stuff.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Yes, because you're get tricked because you're cleaning up a park or a river.

 

Also considered volunteer work.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Well, he just has a bad experience. Food banks suck. To those that they help... they don't help them that much at all. They give them a basket once a month that actually lasts them less than a week.

I don't know about you guys, but the Food Pantry my uncle works at does not work like this

You're given at least three banana crates, or a large box, of food every week of the month.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Well, he just has a bad experience. Food banks suck. To those that they help... they don't help them that much at all. They give them a basket once a month that actually lasts them less than a week.

I don't know about you guys, but the Food Pantry my uncle works at does not work like this

You're given at least three banana create, or a large box, of food every week of the month.

 

That place actually works then.

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What if you melted the cheese, dipped the pretzels in it then waited for the cheese to re-solidify?

Brilliant!

 

Unfortunately, we only have a very small number of pretzels left and shit-tier processed cheese, so I used Wheat thins instead. It was meh.

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What if you melted the cheese, dipped the pretzels in it then waited for the cheese to re-solidify?

Brilliant!

 

Unfortunately, we only have a very small number of pretzels left and shit-tier processed cheese, so I used Wheat thins instead. It was meh.

Wait, you guys haven't done this before?

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I was going to say something, but then I remembered opinions.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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