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Playin' Skyrim, swimming to fight a dragon, as all good Argonians do, come across shack by river, 'Oh I'll look around here', suddenly bear.

 

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I had just finished the Thieves guild quest, and feeling like a badass, I entered a haunted abandoned prison. Slaughtered all the ghosts like nothing.

Then, I leave, and while I'm strolling down a nearby river, I see a cave bear. "Time to kick bear ass", I think. Nope. I barely did any damage to him, and he was ripping my shit apart.

 

Shamefully, I start retreating, but no, the [bleep]er is fast. I sprint, swim through the river, but to no avail, the [bleep]er was still on my track, and at this rate, I would be dead in seconds.

 

But it all changed when I saw a little rundown shack by the river. "Oh, great, I'll just hide there and wait until the bear stops following me. Nope. Äs I approached the shack, I noticed two things. One, is that the shack had no door, it was just an entrance in the wall, and two, there was another bear inside the shack. A bear. In the shack. A CAVE bear, of all bears, in the shack. It is as if they had planned it all along, to lure clueless adventurers into the deadly trap.

 

Remains of other people who were attacked by the bears lied on the ground. And but a moment later, I joined them. Before I could make a run for the exit, the other bear was already blocking it. And so, I perished.

 

[bleep]ing gamestop.

 

 

I told you about the bears Dax. I warned you, but you didn't listen.

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FUS RO DAH obviously translates to 'die thread die'.

 

I try not to troll the people on the Modern Warfare thread, I really do, but it's too much of an opportunity for an amateur like me to resist.

 

Also I will treasure this picture Overdoziz sent me, forever. <3:

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10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Disregard sleep.

 

Acquire girl cartoons.

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Disregard girl cartoons.

 

Acquire DOUBLE K.

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10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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FUS RO DAH obviously translates to 'die thread die'.

 

I try not to troll the people on the Modern Warfare thread, I really do, but it's too much of an opportunity for an amateur like me to resist.

 

Also I will treasure this picture Overdoziz sent me, forever. <3:

Opoi8.png

 

I see what you did there.

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FUS RO DAH obviously translates to 'die thread die'.

 

I try not to troll the people on the Modern Warfare thread, I really do, but it's too much of an opportunity for an amateur like me to resist.

 

Also I will treasure this picture Overdoziz sent me, forever. <3:

Opoi8.png

 

I see what you did there.

Isn't Overdoziz the greatest? <3:

 

Also, seriously, DOUBLE K.

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10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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Oogity boogity boo, I see you.

"Don't get in my face, don't invade my space. I'll put you in your place.

I'll only tell you once, I'll never tell you twice. This is me being nice." ~Porcelain and the Tramps

 

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That's it, I'm visiting the Varrock Tavern.

 

Varrock Tavern.

 

Varrock

 

...

 

Eh, might as well be these days.

 

Also this will be in all my posts from now on.

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10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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FUS RO DAH obviously translates to 'die thread die'.

 

I try not to troll the people on the Modern Warfare thread, I really do, but it's too much of an opportunity for an amateur like me to resist.

 

Also I will treasure this picture Overdoziz sent me, forever. <3:

Opoi8.png

 

I see what you did there.

Isn't Overdoziz the greatest? <3:

 

Also, seriously, DOUBLE K.

double_k___site_banner_by_captainosaka-d4ir50h.png

 

I tried to give it a chance. It did not read from right to left. I dropped it.

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FUS RO DAH obviously translates to 'die thread die'.

 

I try not to troll the people on the Modern Warfare thread, I really do, but it's too much of an opportunity for an amateur like me to resist.

 

Also I will treasure this picture Overdoziz sent me, forever. <3:

Opoi8.png

 

I see what you did there.

Isn't Overdoziz the greatest? <3:

 

Also, seriously, DOUBLE K.

double_k___site_banner_by_captainosaka-d4ir50h.png

 

I tried to give it a chance. It did not read from right to left. I dropped it.

Fine then.

 

... You suck.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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I'm currently downloading IS, which is around 7 GB, and then Code Geass - 12 GB and Code Geass R2 - 13.3 GB.

 

Already downloaded 13 GB since I've been home.

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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