It's been 4 1/2 years now I've had to look at those pigs in Draynor Village. I thought surely by now I'd be able to kill them and get me some of that porky goodness. But no, they still just trot about in their little pen. I want porkchops! I want bacon! I wanna kill those pigs damnit! :twisted:

Well I'd also like haggis from the sheep in lumby.

Well I'd also like haggis from the sheep in lumby.

It is, or maybe was, widely known that Guthix protects the sheep as they were the first creature he brought into Runescape and they're his favorite. As far as I know, he doesn't care about pigs.

Ok, I want some duck then.

I wonder how a chinchompa would taste...

I wonder how a chinchompa would taste...

 

Would you cook it wearing a blast suit?

I wonder how a chinchompa would taste...

 

 

lol @ that

 

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and yeah I have always wondered about that myself...pigs should be killable...I mean that was one of the main courses eaten back in teh Medieval age...mmm...pig snout yummy!

 

And there is a good influx of it kind of...

 

like here are a couple of locations

 

1) Draynor

2) South Falador

3) West Falador ( I think...)

4) Ardognue ( I think...)

...why am I thinking about the gnome stronghold also not sure hmm...but yeah...I want bacon!

My point was how long they've been around and how pointless they are otherwise. You can at least kill a chin or a duck and shear a sheep, but the pigs juts sit there.

Then I would set up a cannon as a sentry and dominate the pigs, and say "Ha HA, makin' bacon".

 

Cookies for the one who gets the reference.

Then I would set up a cannon as a sentry and dominate the pigs, and say "Ha HA, makin' bacon".

 

Cookies for the one who gets the reference.

 

Umm, we want to kill the pigs, not make more

Forget pigs, how about cookies? How can Jagex add a new meat if they haven't even created an awesome food item that we already have the ingredients to create?

Forget pigs, how about cookies? How can Jagex add a new meat if they haven't even created an awesome food item that we already have the ingredients to create?

 

We have those, they are called crunchies.

 

Well, how about those little moles under the Falador garden.

Well, how about rats? (No, not giant rats. The normal kind.)

 

If cats get to eat them, why not players?

you're rants usually have a point, and some thought behind them...

 

Locking this spamfest (pigs in spam?)