Me_Hate_Libs Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 It's been 4 1/2 years now I've had to look at those pigs in Draynor Village. I thought surely by now I'd be able to kill them and get me some of that porky goodness. But no, they still just trot about in their little pen. I want porkchops! I want bacon! I wanna kill those pigs damnit! :twisted: This website and its contents are copyright © 1999 - 2010 Jagex Ltd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ermy Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Well I'd also like haggis from the sheep in lumby. Those with a little bit of knowledge are more dangerous than those with none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me_Hate_Libs Posted December 30, 2009 Author Share Posted December 30, 2009 Well I'd also like haggis from the sheep in lumby.It is, or maybe was, widely known that Guthix protects the sheep as they were the first creature he brought into Runescape and they're his favorite. As far as I know, he doesn't care about pigs. This website and its contents are copyright © 1999 - 2010 Jagex Ltd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ermy Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Ok, I want some duck then. Those with a little bit of knowledge are more dangerous than those with none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I wonder how a chinchompa would taste... ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ermy Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I wonder how a chinchompa would taste... Would you cook it wearing a blast suit? Those with a little bit of knowledge are more dangerous than those with none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvandpower Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 I wonder how a chinchompa would taste... lol @ that _____________ and yeah I have always wondered about that myself...pigs should be killable...I mean that was one of the main courses eaten back in teh Medieval age...mmm...pig snout yummy! And there is a good influx of it kind of... like here are a couple of locations 1) Draynor2) South Falador3) West Falador ( I think...) 4) Ardognue ( I think...) ...why am I thinking about the gnome stronghold also not sure hmm...but yeah...I want bacon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Me_Hate_Libs Posted December 30, 2009 Author Share Posted December 30, 2009 My point was how long they've been around and how pointless they are otherwise. You can at least kill a chin or a duck and shear a sheep, but the pigs juts sit there. This website and its contents are copyright © 1999 - 2010 Jagex Ltd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkmetal Posted December 30, 2009 Share Posted December 30, 2009 Then I would set up a cannon as a sentry and dominate the pigs, and say "Ha HA, makin' bacon". Cookies for the one who gets the reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K4ylan Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Then I would set up a cannon as a sentry and dominate the pigs, and say "Ha HA, makin' bacon". Cookies for the one who gets the reference. Umm, we want to kill the pigs, not make more ~~~The Harpy List~~~Harpy Facts~~~It's Super Effective~~~The Beginning~~~Harpy Therapy Center~~~Alg~~~Jedi Harpy~~~Rohirrim~~~Attenuation~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dupin Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Forget pigs, how about cookies? How can Jagex add a new meat if they haven't even created an awesome food item that we already have the ingredients to create? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saunamajuri Posted December 31, 2009 Share Posted December 31, 2009 Forget pigs, how about cookies? How can Jagex add a new meat if they haven't even created an awesome food item that we already have the ingredients to create? We have those, they are called crunchies. Well, how about those little moles under the Falador garden. "An Amateur practices until he can get it right. A Professional practices until he can't get it wrong." Quests just keep bringing me back to this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youmu Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Well, how about rats? (No, not giant rats. The normal kind.) If cats get to eat them, why not players? BlogTrimmed | Master Quester | Final BossBoss pets: Bombi | Shrimpy | Ellie | Tz-Rek Jad | Karil the Bobbled | Mega Ducklings120s: Dungeoneering | Invention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spooferfish Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 you're rants usually have a point, and some thought behind them... Locking this spamfest (pigs in spam?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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