i scan the glider, undeploy the sentry, and head to the castle.

(20) You enter the castle and all therein bow for you. Apparently the goa'uld who ruled them had a host looking like you and has either been killed, caught or got lost.

erm.. thank you dice of mather, for not sicking a pack on demons on me. i say that i am gratefull for their help, and if they would so wish, i will lead them to help control the planet.

(3) They realise you're not their god and three jaffa haul you into a prison cell.

damn. the dice hate me. they disarmed me or no? if they didnt, i start shooting the cell doors.

(20) You were not disarmed, your shooting breaks the lock and the door swings open.

i try to sneak out, and if i find a good defnesive position, i set up my sentry.

(8) You are discovered and they start shooting at you with zat'nik'tels.

.... i start shooting with my p90

(19) You take out all three jaffa with nicely plased headshots.

+ .5 P90.

I begin flying the 304, hiveship, and city ship towards Earthsage's location. I have all the 304 crew go onto the city-ship, and have the 304 manned by the Wraith. I have the Wraith ready to beam in and defend me if the city ship crew refuses my order to carpet bomb the castle on that planet.

... i look to see if i havent scanned the staffs. if i havent, then i do. then i continue on my way to the exit.

Armisonus:

(6) You get there but you have trouble getting the city-ship into a stable orbit, you notice Earth's radio-signal showing up.

 

Earth:

(16) You get out, you see a large forest and the gate.

i head to the forest

(8) You find... trees.

oh, i asked you a question in my last post in the dungeoneering thread, take a look and respond please. anyways, my action is to search the forest for a suitable location for a base.

I bring down the city ship in the forest, along with the hiveship. I personally man the 304, with all the ZPMs in the City-Ship (four, right?). I fly towards the castle, and open fire on it and everything else non-allied I see. I have the Wraith begin an assault on the planet.

Earth:

(5) You are attacked by a bear the size of an elephant.

 

Armisonus:

(8) The asgard plasma beam does little damage, it seems unefficient against any ground target. The wraith land and decide to wait and see wether or not you attack the castle.

 

BTW: Earth has one of the three best CIAs known to be possessed by any non-ancient being

CIA? wahtever. i climb a tree, and shoot it with ym P90

Control Interface Aptitude, how well you control things that require the ATA-gene, it was on topic but then I realized I missread Nex' action.

I teleport to the Wraith ship, get in a wraith dart, have all the other darts manned by Wraith, and do a fly-over of the entire planet to remove any sentient life.

Earth:

(15) You severely wound the bear.

 

Armisonus:

(3) Your dart is shot down and you're imprisoned the same way Earth was, though this time they use a stronger door.

I stick remote detonaters to the door, facing inwards so the blast is focused in that direction, and then I huddle in a corner and press the detonater.

They're just C4 detonators, not directed charges, though I suppose you meant the entire C4 bar.

(5) You attach the C4 and detonate, the door absorbs the energy and you are knocked unconcious by the powerfull vibration in the walls and floor combined with the leftover shockwave.

LOL. i keep shooting the bear.