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I'm better than you because!

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I'm better than you because I forsee stuff.

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I'm better than you because I can ride my bike with no wheels.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I'm better than you because I can ride my bike with no bike.

I'm better than you because my bike can ride with no me.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Because I have eyes

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Noobs: We pay we say

JaGeX: How much will you pay?

 

I'm better than you because Romy tells me so every night when she tucks me into bed.

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I'm better than you because you're hallucinating. I'm never telling you that when I'm tucking you in!

IM better than you because I am sunshine to your rain

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Noobs: We pay we say

JaGeX: How much will you pay?

 

I'm better than you because I am bleach to your stained underwear.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I'm better than you because my name is shorter.

I am better than you because I do not use contractions.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I'm better than you because you lie:

 

I'm better than you because I am bleach to your stained underwear.

I'm better than you because I never said that.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I'm better than you because I'm a dinosaur.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

[hide=Tifers say the darndest things]

I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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I'm better than you because Romy tells me so every time she ties my shoes for me.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I'm better than you because you're confused- You're the one saying you're better when you tie my shoes.

I'm better than you because you wear Velcro shoes.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I'm better than you because my signature is in the center.

I'm better than you because I don't have a signature.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I'm better than you because I don't either.

I'm better than you because Qui-Gon Jinn told me so in a vision.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I'm better than you because I'm God.

I'm better than you because I'm God too.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I'm better than you because I'm your boss-God, the God of all Gods.

I'm better than you because I'm that too.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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