Ah. I think I'm going to go delete and burn this stuff then.

 

Better safe than sorry.

?

 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBL-w0hd1H0

Minor expansions, just to either pretty up the borders or gain some sort of foothold in other areas...

 

 

 

Hopeful borders afterwards:

 

 

*hoists the flame shield*

Sevastopol?

 

Anyway, have fun getting wiped up in Ukraine... (Will tell you something in PM)

Sevastopol?

 

Anyway, have fun getting wiped up in Ukraine... (Will tell you something in PM)

Kaffa actually.

 

Fine, invasion of the big white blob in eastern europe is halted, since Arch doesn't seem to think it prudent to inform me that an NPC country on my border has a massive military.

 

But, y'know, that sort of information is neccessary for Britain... :roll:

Also, I remember someone sent like a million troops at sri lanka and lost..might not be a good idea.

But, y'know, that sort of information is neccessary for Britain...

He asked...

 

Anywho

Actually the cold resistance thing is just based off the sort of anti-freeze that fish's bodies produce. All youd have to do is get surgery to either modify or replace the appendix so that it can perform that function. Weee genetics.

That would be fine, except that the Antifreeze Protien works at 1 or 2 degrees below zero, and the body would still shiver like crazy and the immune system would still be broken down over an extended period.

All it does is remove the chance of frostbite at -1 Degrees celcius....

Probably do better with Xylomannan which works at -60 degrees, although currently research doesn't know how it works.

 

(Anyway, what's the population in my American territory?)

God only knows. Pick a number between 500 million and 100 million.

South Africa has done what Europe did in the 19th century.

"Hi, how would you like to be king of {Territory}?!

"Sounds good."

"All you have to do is turn up in a land, quickly access that it has no large cities and then proclaim your rulership"

"Brilliant, when do I leave."

 

However the Bahamas have sunk.

On the plus side the Isle of Wight has appeared with a city on.

 

100,000 Kazakhian soldiers entered Somaliland, and were well greeted by locals. The Islamic extremists were quickly pushed back into Somalia, and the colony of Somaliland was born. Locals can expect freedom of religion and speech, improving infrastructure. All religions will be allowed, but extremism will not. There have been a few border clashes, but for the most part the transition has been peaceful. The colony will have an independent government, with minor influence from Kazakhia (similar to the system in the colony of Kazakhian Gambia). Recruitment offices have been set up, and a naval base has been commissioned. Somaliland offers open border trading to Byzantium and Egypt.

 

Edit - Dusty, do you want to trade me a piece of Armenia for that isolated chunk of Azerbaijan?

Cost: 9,000,000,000

Treasury: 573,287,932,900

 

 

Ps, not sure if Dusty is going ahead at all

I'm going ahead with Somalia and Azerbaijan

 

and here:

 

 

AKA, the invasion of nowhereistan

 

Edit - Dusty, do you want to trade me a piece of Armenia for that isolated chunk of Azerbaijan?

Not really, since Armenia is already Byzantine culture.

Cost: 9,000,000,000

Treasury: 573,287,932,900

 

 

Ps, not sure if Dusty is going ahead at all

 

He can move south.

 

Anyways, i didn't really keep track of my budget this decade, but i think im even now, i spent 50% on mars colony research (~325b), 25% on infra. and the rest on small things like wars. so with the 50bn loan from dusty, im in the clear.

Cost: 14,400,000,000

Treasury: 983,838,800,000

AKA, the invasion of nowhereistan

Nowhereistan blows up the army.

Cost: 9,000,000,000

Treasury: 972,838,800,000

AKA, the invasion of nowhereistan

Nowhereistan blows up the army.

Cost: 9,000,000,000

Treasury: 972,838,800,000

Lol, well then, if they have no army I'll just take the whole country. If you want Ross or Icu, I'll just sell the parts I don't want to you guys.

:rolleyes:

Your army.

Alright well I just nuke it then.

 

Impudent bastards don't want to give me a strip of their land.

 

So yeah, should be around 20 nukes that land in their most populated cities and whatnot.

How many nukes, and how powerful?

And no, nukes don't cost billions to deploy. They're just getting fired from silos, and their fuel isn't made out of the tears of virgins.

Dusty killed some Pakkis.

 

At least India won't have to worry about fighting Pakistan over Kashmir.

Really? Well thats useful to know...No, rather that it costs a fairly large amount to maintain a nuclear arsnal, to build a nuclear arsnal, and that the game would be crap if nukes were free.

Psf fine, I'll just carpet bomb them then.

 

Navy goes out and bombards their port cities, and F20s and other assorted silliness bomb the jeebus out of their cities.

 

Obviously, it goes without saying that at this point 90% of my attack force will die from carpal tunnel or tripping on their shoe laces.

Don't give him ideas, Dusty.

Eh he would do it anyways. Find it kind of silly that I would need to mount a full million strong zerg attack just to get a few square miles of beach.

I am not sure why he is mad exactly.

'OMG didn't insta-win, clearly Archi killed my troops with a squeak toy.'

 

Anywho, bombings occur....

I am not sure why he is mad exactly.

'OMG didn't insta-win, clearly Archi killed my troops with a squeak toy.'

 

Anywho, bombings occur....

Just annoyed that 100,000 troops somehow couldn't manage to take an area the size of a school playground from an enemy that had no warning whatsoever of an attack.