nope.. I want to be a witch.

 

TPUM would wear kitty ears if it wasn't for that fact that people would label you a cool guy who gets all the ladies.

Totally.

 

TPUM has a great hatred of me.

nope.. I like furries.. they're so cute and cuddly. And I would totally date one... <3: If I didn't already have someone in mind to date... :eek:

 

TPUM agrees with me.

I wouldn't be suprised if the one I'm interested in dressed like one.

 

TPUM I currently sitting on or near one or more of their feet.

I wouldn't be suprised if the one I'm interested in dressed like one.

 

TPUM I currently sitting on or near one or more of their feet.

 

correct. as my feet are attached to my body.. and my feet are firmly on the ground.. I am currently sitting near one or more of my feet.

 

TPUM is not a grammar nazi

Wrong, I am on occations.

 

TPUM is not a mentaly disabled hovercraft.

correct

 

TPUM is not a mentally [developmentally delayed]ed lolcat.

Correct.

 

TPUM is socially impaired.

Nope. (Unless you count being introverted).

 

TPUM needs to take a shower.

(Implaying that being introverted is a social impairment since it makes socializing harder.)

 

Not yet.

 

TPUM is currently touching one of their two/three heads.

(Implaying that being introverted is a social impairment since it makes socializing harder.)

 

In my case it doesn't make it harder, just more tiring.

 

At the time I read your post I was resting my head on my left hand, so yeah.

 

TPUM is currently procastinating homework.

Nope, procrastinating schoolwork, I'm not home yet.

 

TPUM is annoyed at caps-lock for being in the way during gaming and turned on afterwards.

Sometimes, but mine has a little light on it that is pretty obvious so I know to turn it off.

 

TPUM has somewhere to go in the next 30 minutes.

unless that somewhere is in bed....

 

TPUM is a cat.

Oh, you got me. How did you know?

 

TPUM has an alarm clock currently in the same desk as their computer.

nope.. unless you count the cellphone.

 

TPUM is afraid. very afraid.

Nope, just lonely and enjoying my milkshake.

TPUM has short, blondish hair.

Well. I guess. It's more like dark brown, but it used to be blonde, so I guess you're correct.

 

TPUM drinks more tea than coffee.

incorrect.

 

TPUM drinks

Nowhere near as heavily as I wish.

TPUM works for a fast food joint.

I used to.. it was pretty terrible.. I couldn't get the smell out of my hair.. easily.. and I had to wash my hair everyday as soon as I came home.. I also used their discount to eat lunch there.. and as a result put on quite a bit of weight.

 

miaw.

 

TPUM can blind type.

Maybe,

 

TPUM will suddely realize why I ended the previous sentence with a comma.

I saw that, and read it as you were simply carrying your sentence over by ending the first line with a much shorter pause.

TPUM didn't read the whole thing I just wrote out.

is right

 

TPUM plays TF2

tf being Team Fortress, Twisted Fate, Tekken Fighters, TransFormers, TF Lighthorse, could be many different things.

 

TPUM is wondering what the hell a TF Lighthorse is, or actually knows who Twisted Fate is.