Yes.

 

TPUM has done that within the last 24 hours.

:ohnoes: Stop stalking me!

 

TPUM is female.

Wrong.

 

TPUM does not have a scar on his/her chin.

hmm... im not too sure.. i'd have to shave my beard off to check.. and I don't wanna...

 

TPUM admires my beard.

Rather disturbed by you claiming to have a beard.

 

TPUM is unable to not think of anything.

I dunno...

 

TPUM wants to touch my soft and lovely and manly beard.. but won't because it's too close to my fat lumps on my chest.

Reversed.

 

TPUM does not like cabbages.

<_<

 

 

TPUM is afraid of cabbage.

Indeed.

 

TPUM has never eaten lutefisk.

nope.. but I have eaten shark.

 

TPUM has eaten dolphin.

Nope.

 

TPUM is better than me at coming up with stuff.

<_< I am the best... sorry....

 

TPUM is feeling cold and shivering but is too lazy to get up and plug in the heater..

Nope, hot and too lazy to take of the sweater.

 

TPUM is pale.

<_< no

 

TPUM is racist and thinks that blue people are better than green people...

Yes i do.

 

TPUM is an indian looking chick with a russian cat.

I'm not a russian cat... <_<

 

TPUM is fat!

No!

 

TPUM is a hardcore gangster rapper.

sure.. if by hardcore you mean cute and gangster you mean furry and by rapper you mean miawer....

 

TPUM is evil

Naaaaaaaaah.

 

TPUM is fuzzy and poisonous.

<_< no.. i wish.

 

TPUM is a furry.

No, TPUM has never literally shat bricks.

Seeing as how I was never a baby; no, I haven't.

 

TPUM doesn't need any better.

no

 

TPUM is a goon.

Nope.

 

TPUM is obsessed with cats.

Yes. Everyone is obsessed with cats, even if they don't know it yet.

 

TPUM is in a great mood.