Banned because she seems to prefer playing with fire.

"Get me some coca-cola and doughnuts or you're fired.", said a very strict boss.

 

Banned for noticing me saying ""Get me some coca-cola and doughnuts or you're fired.", said a very strict boss.".

Banned because I just noticed there's a flower sticking out the barrel of your gun. :o

 

~D. V. "I didn't do that, so I wonder who did..." Devnull

Banned because that name of yours that you hate is STILL on my mind. I thought it was easy to force it off my mind but apparently it's not.

 

I will not say that name since I don't wanna annoy you.

You're banned because I heard Moscow blew up yesterday, Kremlin and all. :ohnoes:

 

~D. V. "Are they hunting you? I dunno." Devnull

 

 

 

 

(p.s.: Before anyone goes crazy, I'm just joking around here, just like we're supposed to do on this thread.)

Banned for thinking terrorism acts are jokes.

Banned for thinking terrorism acts are jokes.

Banned because I know real terrorist acts are NOT jokes. Double-banned because my previous post was just pure silly, used in order to not let the thread stall out. ;)

 

~D. V. "I hate to get serious here, but... Duh." Devnull

Banned because shit's getting too serious.

Banned because I found "The Face Of Rule 34" @ http://www.tickld.com/t/305777, and it was hilarious!!! :XD:

 

~D. V. "I don't think anyone can resist looking at and laughing over it." Devnull

Banned for duding up a dude.

 

[hide]Yeah, I make verb out of anything for nonsensical purposes.[/hide]

You're banned because I haven't seen any new posts from FPSRussia on YouTube in quite some time. I miss how educational his videos could be. :(

 

~D. V. "Including the one about propane tanks..." Devnull

You're banned because I can say the same about The Mahou Troupe, though they have a very good reason for it.

 

~A.L. "A considerably more feminine subscription than the above poster's" G.

I'm glad to see I'm not the only person in here who uses YouTube a lot.

 

I wish I could use the two perfect words to describe the site, but since the other word is blocked here, I will have to go with another word.

 

Banned because YouTube is goddamn awesome.

 

[hide]Yeah, doesn't flow as well as when I say f'n awesome.[/hide]

Banned because I only browse YouTube, and I don't have an account with them due to their invasive policies. Double-banned because their policies have forced me to block both Cookies and Flash Storage on them. <_<

 

~Mr. D. V. "Couldn't get them to stop trying to push me in the wrong direction, even when I cleared my viewing history..." Devnull

Banned for being a hater.

Banned for being a hater.

Banned because I'm not a hater, and Google controls YouTube. Double-banned because I have a right to at least a little privacy, and a default load of this page reveals Google has their ugly mitts in all over the place. Triple-banned because I was able to detect all of it with AdBlock Plus and NoScript. Quad-banned because I'm probably about to revoke one of NoScript's pre-packaged settings in order to have increased control, and I don't do that light-heartedly. Quintuple-banned because I've already got quite a few blocks in place with ABP and NoScript already. :geek:

 

~D. V. "Need I say more?" Devnull

Banned because it's a lot easier to just block everything by default.

Banned because it's a lot easier to just block everything by default.

Banned because that's not always true. Double-banned because it can sometimes cause more problems for everything to be pre-blocked. Triple-banned because I only loaded NoScript due to almost getting hijacked, and I sometimes wish I didn't have to do it. Quad-banned because Mozilla is now forcing people to load an extra extension in order to be able to fully disable JavaScript and images, amongst other issues. :(

 

It used to be that Mozilla was all about customization... Not anymore, thanks to noobs/newbies who won't learn, and extremely lazy developers. -.-

 

~D. V. "I could say more, but I would rather we change subjects." Devnull

Banned for wanting to change subjects.

Banned for flying a kite in space.

Banned for flying a kite near a farting elephant. :oops:

 

~D. V. "Too loud, smelly, and ugly..." Devnull

Banned for giving me images in my head of an elephant pooping.

 

DON'T WANT!!!!!!

Banned because of windowblinds flopping in the wind. :P

 

~D. V. "I can hear it rattling now..." Devnull

You know, D. V. Devnull, that name that I used to call you that you hate? Yeah, sadly it's still on my mind.

 

Goddamn it, banned because I want it to go away.

Banned because a bird ran into a clean window. :P

 

~D. V. "Talk about 'smack'..." Devnull