January 13, 200620 yr Being unhairy means we don't have to shave every freakin morning. Good enough not to be jealous in my book :P Fact: Those who grow a beard dont shave every morning either. Its those in between that have to suffer.
January 15, 200620 yr Well according to research which can be found here: http://www.improb.com/airchives/classical/cat/cat.html 1. Cats do not like men with long beards, especially long dark beards. 2. Cats are indifferent to men with shorter beards. 3. Cats are confused and/or disturbed by men with beards that are incomplete and to a lesser degree by men whose beards have missing parts. ;)
January 15, 200620 yr 1. Cats do not like men with long beards, especially long dark beards.I have a long dark beard and I kick my cat at least 20 times a day to make it leave me alone. This is the way the world ends. Look at this [bleep]ing shit we're in man. Not with a bang, but with a whimper. And with a whimper, I'm splitting, Jack.
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