It's Super Effective!

[MrGreens]

l2retire/semiretire

[Lose No Hope]

be a spastic like me and retire/semiretire

ftfy

[Mr_Recci]

Faicebewk

[Harpy]

greens, i pretty much am retired.

im just having fun now. once i get bored, im prolly done.

[MrGreens]

omg did u really just say FUN

[Lose No Hope]

that's your first warning Harpy. Any more trolling posts about this "fun" will result in further consequences.

[MrGreens]

consequences as in kinky sex with ltk

[Sir_Squab]

that's your first warning Harpy. Any more trolling posts about this "fun" will result in further consequences.

 

 

consequences as in kinky sex with ltk

 

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

[Lose No Hope]

that's your first warning Harpy. Any more trolling posts about this "fun" will result in further consequences.

 

 

consequences as in kinky sex with ltk

 

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

I'm assigning you greens as punishment.

[MrGreens]

wow dont do anything u will regret squabs

[Sir_Squab]

wow dont do anything u will regret squabs

 

Question is, will you regret it?

[MrGreens]

obviously

[Zaaps1]

that's your first warning Harpy. Any more trolling posts about this "fun" will result in further consequences.

 

 

consequences as in kinky sex with ltk

 

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN

 

F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER

U IS FOR YOU AND MEEEEEE

N IS FOR NYWHERE, NYTIME AT ALL

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEAAA

[MrGreens]

have fun having sex with ltk LOL

[Lose No Hope]

recruiter general handles all consequences and such actually. hf with yourself

[Sir_Squab]

have fun having kinky sex with ltk LOL

 

ftfy

[MrGreens]

dont ejaculate all over the ejaculator pls

whatta mess

[Zaaps1]

u gotta clean it

[MrGreens]

fking madmarche

[K4ylan]

[bleep], after we get one more recruit I have to make a new sig. If anyone can enlarge the original harpy sig to max size without it looking like [cabbage], please do.

[Zaaps1]

guize lets play a game

WHAT WOULD ZAAPS DO???

 

you have to quote one post from this blog that you think when taken out of context will give the biggest "wat", "wtf" and/or "you guys are [bleep]ing idiots" and/or proves how insane this blog is.

 

you may only quote one post and you may not alter the post

[Zaaps1]

contribooting

 

the ejaculator's powers are neutralized by hide tags@@@@@@

 

WE FOUND HIS WEAKNESS

 

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[Hedgehog]

 

~~Zaap Cannon~~

Now you're paralyzed.

 

HarpySweepers is now recruiting, apply in this thread to join the Harpies

 

Currently: Powerslaying.

 

You can find my slayer log here: https://spreadsheets.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AuH40dSoQ3ccdDQ3QmJ3djR1el85Ql9GMlQxaGVWeHc&hl=en_US#gid=0

 

[hide=1. About Me: A look inside the Cannon, aka boring stuff]Sup. I'm Zaaps/Zaap Cannon/Faaptastic/Pokemon Master/whatever, but you can also call me Bobby (but none of you will). I am currently 17 and an upcoming senior in High School. I've been playing Runescape since like 2003/2004 (inb4underageB&) so I've been around, but my current account wasn't created until the end of 2004.

 

As far are stuff outside of Runescape, aka [cabbage]game, goes, I'm also a varsity and club swimmer, so basically I'm swimming year round. My main stroke is backstroke and I am NOT a distance swimmer, lol. Over a 200 and I might as well be shot in the pool. Best times off the top of my head:

 

100 Free: 51:?? (SCY), 58:64 (LCM)

200 Free: 1:54:?? (SCY), 2:09:18 (LCM)

100 Back: 56:?? (SCY), 1:06:45 (LCM)

100 Fly: 56:?? (SCY), 1:07:45 (LCM)

200 Fly: 2:08:?? (SCY), 2:27:?? (LCM) <--this event is worse than training runecrafting

 

And I don't remember any more, lol, so yeah they're decent, not really amazing, but decent and tbh kinda slow for my team, but whatever. This is also why I don't really get much Scaping time, because practice eats up like 3-4 hours+ per day in the afternoon and sometimes 1-2 hours in the morning (2-3 days a week), and then I got school...gf grinding.

 

I'm also a competitive Pokemon player and Advance Wars player. A little about each:

 

I've played Pokemon since I was little and remember beating the crap out of Pokemon Yellow and Crystal. Competitive battling is a whole different world, though. Still, I've been able to become good at it and it's something I like to do for fun.

 

Also tends to make me say random Pokemon-related things when I'm talking, but usually it's not very effective...

 

Tip.It Pokemon Thread

 

If you want to have a fun or competitive battle with me, just drop me a message. I do own Pokemon White and I have a decent team on it. More often, though, I'll prefer to play on Pokemon Online, which can be downloaded here. My username on all servers is Zaaps1, just tell me or something if you want to battle.

 

Advance Wars I didn't really get into until recently, maybe earlier this year, so I'm still sorta a newbie at it. Very recently I've entered the competitive sphere here as well, and I gotta say it's a lot of fun lol. I do my competitive battles on Advance Wars by Web, also with the username Zaaps1, and I'm willing to start battles with anyone there as well.

 

So yeah basically if you want to battle me on either one of those just tell me and we'll work something out. I find both a ton of fun so I'm almost always willing.

 

But Zaaps/Zaap/Faap/Bobby! Tell us MORE about yourself!

 

OK KIDS SURE THING!!!

 

I was born in China, actually, and moved to the United States when I was about 3. Nearly my entire family is from China as well, so I'm sorta Asian, I guess. I currently live in New York State, and only a few miles away from NYC.

 

Hmm, I think that's about it. Any questions???[/hide]

 

[hide=2. Runescape-related nonsense, eg. goals and [cabbage]]

WAT EVEN IS A RACE???

 

 

My Slayer Log

 

Basically my long term goal here is to get the Completionist Cape. I'm not really THAT far from it, and it's a challenging but reasonable goal, I'd say. That being said idk how motivated I'll be, since I don't really have many buyables left, so maxing will consist of long, slow, grinding. Still, it's good to have a goal to direct my playing progress, so I'll leave it there unless I think of something better.

 

Current stats:

 

My slightly-shorter than long-term goal is to get 120 dungeoneering. But wat is dungeoneering anyway???

 

 

My slightly-shorter than slightly-shorter than long-term goal is to be good at effigyscape.

 

And that's pretty much directing how I'm training my non-dungeoneering skills.

 

Currently, I'm most immediately aiming for:

 

99 Ranged: dat hex hunter and dat nex. Will probably come to me without any additional effort from Cave Crawlers/slaying.

99 Slayer: dat hex hunter, and if I'm maxing it's better to get this done sooner than later. I always use Fergie as my slayer master.

93 Thieving: Dungoneering and effigyscape, will be doing this at Monkey Knife Fighters.

89 Hunter: Effigyscape. Will be at jadinkos and/or butterflies. I need more information about the xp rates/hr for this to make a decision, though.

99 Construction: Because I gotta do something during BXP weekend. I might stop before 99 during BXP depending on what my Thieving level is at that point.[/hide]

 

[hide=3. Recent Achievements]

 

[hide=Important stuff]

September 2, 2011: 99 RANGE

 

September 2, 2011: 2400 TOTAL

[/hide]

 

[hide=July 2011]

July 26:

Pass NYS road test, now senior licensed

96 Range, conspiracy between Giles and a Dust Devil ruin level-up screenies (ye both of em)

 

July 28:

New best times for swimming, 100 free: 58.64 (LCM), 100 fly 1:07:45 (LCM)

Bots looting bots

 

July 30:

91 SLAYER

2:09:18 200 free LCM

[/hide]

 

[hide=August 2011]

August 2:[/url]

Dies during Iron Dragon task (dat repotting), first casualty on road to 99 slayer

 

August 5:

Falls in love with Nech bots, increasing Zaaps' KPH since 2011

97 RANGED (no pic)

 

August 7:

92 SLAYER

 

August 10:

91 RUNECRAFTING

 

August 17:

93 SLAYER

 

August 20:

98 RANGE

 

August 24:

87 AGIL

 

August 26:

94 CRAFT

93 CON

 

---AT THIS POINT ZAAPS SORTA FORGETS ABOUT THIS SECTION----

[/hide]

 

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[hide=4. The Fun Space: Random Stuff ~Warning: Probably contains prof/insanity enter at your own risk~]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn0_bzSFWPg

 

[hide=HarpieSweepers Rap Song by k4ylan (feat. Zaaps1)]

his feathers are sweaty

knees weak, wings are heavy

theres vomit on his plumage already

green's spagetti

hes nervous

but on the surface he looks fly and ready

to drop bombs

but he keeps on forgetting

what he wrote down

the flock goes so loud

he opens his beak but the words wont come out

hes choking, how?

er'bodys jokin now

the clocks run out

times up

over blaow

fly back to reality

were harpies, [bleep] gravity

there goes harpy, he choked

hes so mad but he wont

give up that easy

no he wont have it

he knows

his whole back to these ropes

it dont matter hes dope

he knows that but hes broke

like LTK, no bank, nope

he goes back to his nest-home, thats when its

back to the lab again

yo, his own rhapsody

better go capture this moment and hope you pass it

 

You better lose yourself in this dope nest

This damn blog

Green owns it

And he'll never let it go

Ltk can't afford strength pots

Cause he spent all his cash on blow

Where's Obtubrobortrian when you need him yo?

 

 

His wings are flapping

In this blog we are faaping

This thread is mine for the taking

With a nooby queen

As we move toward a

New nest order

This normal life is boring

But harpystardom's

Close to post mortem

And Sonik only grows harder

Only gets longer

Blows it on these harpys

And Green is all on him

Post or don't post

He's the forum globetrotter

 

Squab only knows

He's grow farther from home

He's no harpy

He flies home

And barely knows his own daughter

But hold your beak

Cause here goes the pancake batter

There harpys don't want him no more

He's cold cabbage

We moved on to the next harpy who farms

More than cabbage and guams

I suppose it's old partner

But the gust goes on

Squa squa squak

Squa squak squa squa

[/hide]

 

video of me getting a slayer task from kuradal (aka fergie)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T0utQ-XWGY

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDX1m0Y2Vkg

 

OFFICIAL HARPY BADGE OF HONOR

 

 

[hide=rappin]

Ahem, Hi, I'm Tune, the man on the moon

I live on the beach, get the sand out ya shoes

And all of that changed since I met you

So we can leave that old [cabbage] in the restroom

Ok now I'm into you, like you never knew

I'm falling for you baby, I need a parachute

I'm so wet, I need a wetsuit

You're so fly, I could be your jet fuel

Now tell me what you want, I like what you tell me

And if you understand, then you can overwhelm me

It's too late, It's too late

Every finish is the beginning of a new race

Young money.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgLcQmlN2Xg

 

Ahem, Hi, I'm in, just logged in

Block the outside world, like the wall of Berlin

And now I'm ready for grindin

Say sup to my clan, now they chime in

Ok now I'm grinding skills, I'm slaying kills

Between I farm torstols, it pays the bills

First in the morn, call it General Mills

2 AM; dungeoneering still

I'm never gonna stop, so don't tell me to quit

And if you make me, I just won't submit

It's too late, It's too late

This is my calling, I've found my soul mate

RuneScape

 

[hide=]

LOL bored

[/hide]

[/hide]

 

Why Runescape needs voice chat:

 

Thanks <3:.

 

Totally Flaked: Link

These make me lol, but I guess you sorta have to play Advance Wars or something to get most of them.

 

[/hide]

 

[hide=5. FAQ]

 

1. WHAT IS YOUR BRAWL FRIENDCODE????

0646-0143-1246

whats your math baby? <3

 

2. WHAT IS YOUR MARIO KART WII FRIENDCODE????

hell if i know [/hide]

[Lose No Hope]

next time lubricate thoroughly [/hindsight]

[Harpy]

reposting plot

LTK is just sitting at home one day when he is abducted by his auditors for being poor. enraged by the sudden disappearance of their queen, harpy recruits zilyana and astea embark on a quest to rescue LTK. on their quest, however, they discover a deep, unfulfilled love between them (the graphics of which will be covered by greens). they must battle through various evil forces trying to prevent our two young padawans from saving their queen. as the plot unfolds, and our two young padawans discover more and more of the villany behind the scheme, they find out that astea's abusive husband, kalger, set up the entire plot as revenge. this leads our two young padawans to seek the almighty, powerful, and dashingly handsome harpie general for help, but to do so they must prove their seemingly outlandish accusations. after finally being able to prove kalger's evil plot, the harpies official declare war on the kalgerion demons, in which young padawans astea and zilyana must prove themselves on the battlefield not as individual entities fighting for their queen, but as part of the harpie flock to defend the harpie code of honor. in the end, the mighty forces of the harpies, lead by the almighty, powerful, and dashingly handsom harpie general defeat kalger and save LTK from his auditors, and everyone lives happily ever after.

 

since squab is our thinker, he will write out the script.