May I have your attention please.

May I have your attention please.

Will be real Zaaptastic please stand up?

I repeat.

Will the real Zaaptastic please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here

 

You act like you ain't ever seen a Soulgazer before

Prom 2h on the floor, like suomi just burst in the door

and started killing its ass worse than before

alched the hex and stole all your cosmics and laws

It's the return of the: "please god, i pray thee

Just give me a hex drop and I'll suck your dick daily"

But I ain't 99 slay...SO LEAVE THIS GODDAMN ROOM

Go get it higher, or just keep killing night spiders

Primal Warriors love Zaapdos Chan

"Nirvana, I'm sick of him, look at him

Teleing around with his SSH, ask Astea out on a date"

"Aw but she's a [bleep] anyway!"

Yeah I probably got a couple of gates lost along the way

But it ain't worse than doing kalger all day

Sometimes, I wanna get in a gd and let loose, but can't

Cus the rape shades [bleep] me like a dead moose

"I need a fletching pot, I need a fletching pot"

And if you lucky you might just get it before you rot

And that's the message we give to recruits a lot

And expect them not to bind a plate in their body slot

Of course they gonna beard and no force will

Ever change that, except hexes and blood necks

"Beware of fleshy tentacles" that Obt gropes

And then uses them as agility jump ropes

But if Darth Obt is here as our New Hope

Then there ain't so reason why Astea and Nirv can't elope

So if you're poisoned by a spider I got the antidote

Don't get [bleep]ed by Icy Bones, sing the chorus and it goes

 

Cus I'm Zaaptastic, yeah I'm fantastic

And all you other Zaaptastics are just acting bombastic

So will the real Zaaptastic please stand up? Please stand up?

dude no lie I'd definitely tap As(s)tea

dude no lie I'd definitely tap As(s)tea

 

cannot be unsaid

acting like u wouldn't do the same l0l

 

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spent my day dging for a friend, no xp gains then :( but a nice addition to my cashpile, looking at getting 99 con/herb/pray now + I might stop being a welfare [bleep] and actually get summ levels now lol

 

Also, finished my 8th week of rocks

 

Also, finished my 8th week of rocks

someone very sexy is talking in that picture

thanks for the compliment babe :)

 

 

 

Yes, I bring a 9 way switch to steels just for a korasi spec every 3 minutes. Yes, I range slay steels. No, I cannot afford pernix and no I have not done Dom Tower yet ([bleep] merc gloves yeeeeee).

 

99 hp is sick though.

i approve.

 

<3:

 

Also, finished my 8th week of rocks

someone very sexy is talking in that picture

When looking for sexy in that picture, it's hard to go past Blind.

 

Ye pineapples, got a problem?

 

crap loots

 

crap loots

Dem Blue charms...WTF?

Blaziken -> Speed Boost

Ninjask?????????????

I mean, Blaziken has speed boost thanks to some promotion, and it actually has the ability to damage things quickly and without much effort (Something that 'Jask cannot do), hence the ban.

Ninjask does not require dedicated counters.

 

Blaziken does.

Ninjask's counters

NINJASK USED PROTECT!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

 

??????

 

 

BRB GLAKKERS

 

also picked up my 9th statue piece today :3

Somebody had a busy weekend. Gratz on the levels. :thumbsup: