I got this from another forum, and that guy got it from another forum, and that guy got it from another forum.

Anyway, you have to steal the diamond and then hide it.

 

I'll start.

 

I eat the diamond.

I shoot you so I can take it.

 

I give it to the US Government that hides it from the public.

I punch the president in the face, then take it.

I use a time machine to hide it in the Soviet Union. It doesn't exist anymore, so...

If it doesn't exist, how can you have it? :P

 

I hide it in a jar of pickled eggs in the back of a bar

I go behind the bar, shoot the pickle, and take the diamond. Fortunately the diamond itself is so defensive it won't break if I shoot it.

 

I hide it behind bodyguards who are 100% invincible and are able to detect and fight any attacks.

 

Good luck getting the diamond now. :twisted:

I sneak in and swap that diamond with a very convincing fake, and hide it under my mattress.

(the Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore, but I took a time machine back....)

Exactly, no paradoxes please. :P

 

I sneak into Alg's house and steal the diamond and hide it in my wardrobe.

Original post: (Meant for Harry Devlin)

[hide]I have a Celebi so I use it to go back in time to the Soviet Union, and take the diamond.[/hide]

 

To Eezee, I go to your wardore and take the diamond.

 

And then give it to Jabba the Hut who decides to sit on it.

Edited January 20, 201313 yr by BlazeTheMovieFan

I teleport him away with a teletab and clean off the diamond.

Then I put it in a safe which cannot be opened unless you use the One Ring.

I use the one ring to open the safe, then hand it to Smeagol. He's trustworthy enough for it.

 

I then put the diamond in my pocket, and bury that pair of pants somewhere in Sweden.

I go to Sweden, find it and fly to China on my Reshiram.

 

I then give it to some guy in China who doesn't understand what's special about the diamond, and he doesn't understand English either.

I learn Chinese and nuke China, destroying all of the world's iPads.

I search the corpses for the diamond and discover that I destroyed it.

I use a time machine to stop Blaze from giving it to the Chinese guy.

I hide the diamond in a tree in Albania.

Well, my Reshiram is very powerful. You have to beat it first before you can stop me from giving it to the Chinese guy. Good luck. ;-)

BATTLE SCENE!!

Harry Delvin used Block!

Reshiram can't escape!

Reshiram used Dragon Pulse!

Just missed!

Harry Delvin used Perish Song!

3 turns later...

Reshiram fainted! Harry Delvin wins!

BATTLE SCENE OVER

I then stab you in the face with my dragon longsword. You survive, but I get the diamond.

THEN I hide it in the tree in Albania.

I burn down the all of the forests in Albania until I find the diamond which I eventually do.

 

I hide it at the bottom of the Atlantic ocean.

I send out Floatzel who dives down there and gets it back for me.

 

Then I shoot the diamond a couple of times hoping it'd break eventually, but after finding out I can't break it by shooting it I hire a diamond destroying expert and ask him if he can help me out.

He refuses. I swoop in and take it while you're screaming in agony due to the fact that you can't destroy it.

 

I hide it in a cardboard box in a sewer that's filled with disgusting ooze. Why leave it so unprotected? No one will ever expect it there.

Then I hack into the internet and every radio and television station and send out messages (lies) that I hid it in a gigantic fortress that is completely impenetrable unless you wield magic. Which I doubt you do.

Some lucky idiot stumbles onto the box and I buy the diamond off of him. I hide it in plain sight.

I am oblivious to the hidden, so I notice it immediately.

 

Then I hide it in Justin Bieber.

I do a service to the world by blowing up Bieber and take the diamond.

 

I hide it in a black hole.

I get a giant rope and lasso the diamond and use another black hole to pull it back.

 

I then hide it in my computer.

I shoot your computer so you can never use it again, take the diamond and am only willing to sell it for billions of dollars.

I nuke your diamond store and take the indestructible diamond.

 

Then I shatter it and spread its pieces across the desert.

(The next person must figure out how to recover it.)

I switch the unbreakable diamond with a cheap glass copy, then watch you hide bits of broken glass around the desert. The fact that the diamond is indestructible should have been your first clue.

 

Then I throw the diamond into one of those giant vats of acid that action heroes always fight above.