sees_all1 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 I drain the vat of acid, wash the diamond off, and take the diamond. I then give the diamond to trippeh, who sells it on the grand exchange for 7500 gp. 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 A band of merchants pick it up and start trying to sell it for 10B. I convince Kamil that the diamond is actually his ice diamond, and he makes short work of the merchanting clan before keeping the diamond for himself. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vezon Dash Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I take super restore potions and Fire Surge him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I watch as lag makes you a victim to the aggressive branches in Draynor, then pick up the diamond from your loot. I give the diamond to a RWT. 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir_Squab Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I pay rl money for the diamond. Then I get banned for RWT. I still have the diamond on me, but I'm stuck in limbo cos I was banned. Squab unleashes Megiddo! Completed all quests and hard diaries. 75+ Skiller. (At one point.) 2000+ total. 99 Magic.[spoiler=The rest of my sig. You know you wanna see it.]my difinition of noob is i dont like u, either u are better then me or u are worst them meBuying spins make you a bad person...don't do it. It's like buying nukes for North Korea.Well if it bothers you that the game is more fun now, then you can go cry in a corner. :shame:your article was the equivalent of a circumcized porcupineThe only thing wrong with it is the lack of a percentage for when you need to stroke it. Poignant Purple to Lokie's Ravishing Red and Alg's Brilliant Blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenw Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Gets his Quarian machinist to hack the server and removes Sir Squab's Limbo state by unbanning the character, transferring the diamond over and then deleting Sir's Character. Takes the Diamond onboard the SSV Normandy and starts Mass relay hopping all over the galaxy while in stealth mode. 6,924th to 30 hunting, 13,394th to 30 summoning, 52,993rd to 30 DivinationKiln Record (Post-EoC): W 25 - L 0, 14 Uncut Onyx, 8 Jad hits received (Best record: Two in the same kiln)Obby set renewed post update #2: 0QBD drops: 21 crossbow parts, 3 Visages, 1 Kites, 2 KitsMax Port Score [2205] Achieved: 27th April 2013 (World 2nd) Farmyard Rampage ranking: 12th, 50,000 Kills. Dragon Pickaxe Drops: 1 (Times after I first entered Battlefield: 2h) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Mass Effect 3's ending happens, and I take the diamond during the aftermath. I drop it into the brownest part of Thedas. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Delvin Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 Since I have no clue what that is, I take a time machine to "the aftermath" and take it then switch it with a fake. I hide it in a baby picture. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 The baby in that picture eats it. I travel 31 years in the future and shoot the baby when he a grown man and take the diamond. To make sure no one ever sees it again I throw it to a blackhole that leads to nothingness so the diamond becomes nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I use my superior knowledge of black hole physics to know that matter cannot be created or destroyed, allowing me to find the diamond as if by magic* and bring it back to Earth. I then bury it in the woods. *okay yeah I'm actually using magic, but the science is there. Somewhere. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sees_all1 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 1. I find it in the woods.2. ???3. Profit. 99 dungeoneering achieved, thanks to everyone that celebrated with me! ♪♪ Don't interrupt me as I struggle to complete this thoughtHave some respect for someone more forgetful than yourself ♪♪♪♪ And I'm not doneAnd I won't be till my head falls off ♪♪ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Delvin Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 I jump in with a giant cat and smash the deal.I take the diamond and give it to a parrot. Supporter of Treasure Trails and can't stand non-matching armor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 I bribe the parrot with crackers and steal the diamond, dropping it in a fish tank. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 I take the fish tank off Alg's table and put it on mine, then throw in some piranhas. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezee Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 I dump out the piranhas and stick the fishbowl on your head. Oh yeah, I claim the diamond too. I hide the diamond under a sleeping snorlax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 I catch it after getting the fourth badge, and hide the diamond in a pile of stegosaurus droppings in Jurassic Park. On the way out, I write "It's actually mostly cretaceous" on the sign in permanent marker. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezee Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 I set the sign on fire and throw it at you which distracts you as I steal the diamond. I hide it in the heart of a volcano. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 The volcano errupts and the diamond goes far to the air because of that. While driving my car it crashes into my car, and I get very pissed and keep screaming until I find the guy who did it, without knowing that it came from an erupting volcano. I just wanna get rid of it, can you help me out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezee Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 I take it and launch it into space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saradomin_Mage Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 The rocket explodes in the stratosphere and the diamond falls and lands in Tahiti. In real life MMO you don't get 99 smithing by making endless bronze daggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 I go to Tahiti to pick up the diamond, but leave it half-buried in the sand because I'm enjoying the vacation too much. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezee Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 I pick up the diamond and quickly disappear to the North Pole where I bury the diamond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 You are eaten by a polar bear before you finish the burying. Meanwhile, while the polar bear is eating you, I take the diamond you're burrying and hire a jewellery maker to make it into a diamond necklace, and wear it. Then I shoot anyone who tries to steal it from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezee Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 I wear a bullet-proof bodysuit and knock you out and steal the diamond whilst you're unconscious. I throw the diamond into the ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alg Posted January 26, 2013 Share Posted January 26, 2013 The events of James Cameron's Titanic happen, and I just happen to be on the crew that recovers the diamond. I replace it with some glass. I hide the diamond in a Hot Topic store. I painted some stuff and put it on tumblr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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