When they up in hamster costumes and run around in giant wheels throwing sunflower seeds at astonished onlookers, rivals dressed up as cats retaliate and attack.

When rivals dressed up as cats retaliate and attack REAL cats attack them.

 

Blood-thirsty cats.

When real, bloodthirsty cats attack them, they end up in the emergency room with thousands of scratches and cuts.

When they're in an emergency room a crazy terrorist blows up the hospital, goes into hiding, and no one finds him for over 500 years.

When nobody finds him for over 500 years, people start to question whether he existed at all.

When people start questioning his existence, people resort to wild mass guessing to fill in the blanks.

When people resort to wild mass guessing to fill in the blanks, they end up on the internet.

And when it ends up on the internet, it gets mistaken for a new religion.

When it gets mistaken for a new religion, movie stars will flock to it as the next big thing.

When movie stars flock to it as the next big thing, Anonymous will look for a way to get involved.

When anoymous find a way to be involved the director doesn't like it so he kicks them out.

When the director kicks them out, they end up in a messy lawsuit with the director.

When the director is in a messy lawsuit, he tells his trillionaire uncle about it, so he pays the lawsuit and problem's solved.

When his uncle pays the lawsuit, he draws the attention of the IRS who then conduct and audit on his finances.

When the IRS conducts and audits his finances, he flies into a rage and rents a small plane.

When he rents a small plane, he realizes that he doesn't know how to fly a small plane.

When he realizes that he doesn't know how to fly a small plane, he tries to hire a pilot.

When he tries to hire a pilot, he remembers his financial situation and has to cuts corners.

When he cuts corners, it attracts the mafia's attention as a good accountant.

When he attracts the mafia's attention as a good accountant, they hire a pilot to bring him to Sicily.

When the pilot brings him to Sicily, he remembers he doesn't speak Italian.

When he remembers he doesn't speak Italian, he goes to a school and learns it. Little did he know it was Japanese the teacher was teaching him all this time.

When he realizes he knows Japanese, he tries to find some Yakuza members in Italy even though he is unaware of the rivalry.

When he is unaware of the rivalry he gets his ass kicked big time. Thankfully Superman comes to the rescue and beats the [bleep] out of the mafia.

When Superman comes to the rescue and beats the [bleep] out of the mafia, they side with Lex Luthor.