Logic need not apply for this game, and I will show you soon. For anyone who's read the titular children's book, you will remember that a child giving the mouse a cookie set off a chain reaction of events that I have long forgotten. In this game, we toss out any logic that would intervene, slap on a PG-13 rating, and proceed to warp the fabric of reality. Here is an example:

 

Post 1: When you give a mouse a cookie, it will want more.

Post 2: When the mouse wants more, it gets greedy.

Post 3: When the mouse gets greedy, it heads to the Stock Exchange.

Post 4: When it heads to the Stock Exchange, it tries to get rich.

Post 5: When it tries to get rich, it ends up getting into the dark world of inside trading.

Post 6: When it gets into the dark world of inside trading, the mouse makes many "friends".

 

Get the gist of it? Good. Now let's start.

 

When you give a hamster sunflower seeds, it will want to ride on its wheel.

When it wants to ride on its wheel, it starts to dream about travel.

When it dreams about travel, it leaves its cage to find information on it.

When it leaves its cage to learn about travel, it ends up getting lost.

When the hamster gets lost, it goes down into the forest and joins the Wilderness Critters Mafia.

When it joins the Wilderness Critters Mafia, it leaves a vole's head outside a rabbit hole.

When the aforementioned hamster leaves a vole's head outside a rabbit hole, it starts a forest-wide multi-factional war and the micro-equivalent of a World War ensues. Almost needless to say, everyone loses. :(

 

And this chain of fabric-warping ends... So here's a new one... ;)

 

 

 

When you give a new superhero a set of new powers that they have to learn to control, they bring a house down on their self. :twisted:

 

~Mr. D. V. "You want something truly fabric-warping? I can play at that too!" Devnull

When the superhero brings the house down on themselves, they become homeless.

When they become homeless, they make a sign that says "Will save people for food".

When they make a sign "will save people for food", they will secretly try to endanger the lives or nearby citizens.

When they secretly endanger the lives of nearby citizens, one of then wises up and becomes a badass normal.

When they become a badass normal, they realize the terrible downsides of becoming a human with little money to use for heroics.

When that aforementioned homeless, ex-superhero, badass normal realizes the terrible downsides of becoming a human with little money to use for heroics, they fade into the shadows for a while and get a lame-paying day job that unfortunately forces them to forget about being even so much as a badass until they can upgrade into a better day job. :rolleyes:

 

~D. V. "Seeing where this one goes..." Devnull

 

 

 

(p.s.: , you did this because of those wacky commercials on TV, didn't you?!?)

When they fade into the shadows for a while and get a lame-paying day job that unfortunately forces them to forget about being even so much as a badass until they can upgrade into a better day job, they quit their job to find a better source of income.

When they seek a better source of income, they forge an illegal diploma and resume via his former super-villain enemies.

When they forge an illegal diploma and resume via his former super-villain enemies, they attract the attention of the superhero from the opening post.

when the superhero from the opening posts attention has been gained, he can eventually save people for food

When people trade being saved for food they eventually run out of money since they spend it all on food to be saved.

When they run out of money since they spent it all on food to be saved they start breaking into houses and stealing hamsters that they cook on fires made in oil drums under railway bridges.

when they run out of oil drum fires, they start trying to find Jogres so they can kill them and light their bones for fire

When they start trying to find Jogres so they can kill them and light their bones for fire, they get addicted to online gaming.

When they get addicted to online gaming, they go to the mall, dress up as Zelda and act like complete idiots.

When they go to the mall, dress up as Zelda and act like complete idiots they get spotted by a talent scout and get offered their own TV special.

When they get offered their own TV special, they fail so much that the TV show gets low ratings and because of the low ratings the show gets canceled and they get fired.

When they get fired they decide they need to protest against the system so they dress up in hamster costumes and run around in giant wheels throwing sunflower seeds at astonished onlookers.