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aaron5140

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Player - No please dont ban me please i appeal to your sense of justice......

 

 

 

Jagex - Hmm Ok then lets see, yes i know now.

 

 

 

Ok we wont ban you provided you pay the Runescape Tax....

 

 

 

 

 

Player - Tax, Tax u say ummmm ok what anm i looking at

 

 

 

JAgex - Yes lets see, hmmm right then 15% for you, not negotiable.

 

 

 

Player - 15%!!!!! ...............of what

 

 

 

Jagex - Your total net worth stupid, we can call u that its our game by the way.

 

 

 

Player - Total net worth, but I got 20 party hats thats over 1 billion alone.

 

 

 

Jagex - Yeah we know, so you have five days to come up with the loot, else ttfn or is that ttfe(ver).

 

 

 

Player - sob... but it really wasnt me...sob

 

 

 

 

 

What you reckon TAX lovely TAX, and you get to keep playing.

 

 

 

 

 

Gee hope no one takes me too seriously here :=)

 

 

 

:shock:

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Player - 15%!!!!! ...............of what

 

 

 

Jagex - Your total net worth stupid, we can call u that its our game by the way.

 

 

 

Player - Total net worth, but I got 20 party hats thats over 1 billion alone.

 

 

 

Jagex - Yeah we know, so you have five days to come up with the loot, else ttfn or is that ttfe(ver).

 

 

 

:shock:

 

umm they sell for 5gps eac h@ gerneral store so it would be like 10gp tax? what the point eh

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Player - No please dont ban me please i appeal to your sense of justice......

 

 

 

Jagex - Hmm Ok then lets see, yes i know now.

 

 

 

Ok we wont ban you provided you pay the Runescape Tax....

 

 

 

 

 

Player - Tax, Tax u say ummmm ok what anm i looking at

 

 

 

JAgex - Yes lets see, hmmm right then 15% for you, not negotiable.

 

 

 

Player - 15%!!!!! ...............of what

 

 

 

Jagex - Your total net worth stupid, we can call u that its our game by the way.

 

 

 

Player - Total net worth, but I got 20 party hats thats over 1 billion alone.

 

 

 

Jagex - Yeah we know, so you have five days to come up with the loot, else ttfn or is that ttfe(ver).

 

 

 

Player - sob... but it really wasnt me...sob

 

 

 

 

 

What you reckon TAX lovely TAX, and you get to keep playing.

 

 

 

 

 

Gee hope no one takes me too seriously here :=)

 

 

 

:shock:

 

 

 

 

 

STUPIDEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

 

 

 

Whith this system no autoers would EVER be BANNED!!!!!!!

 

A lvl 3 autoer is worth, lets say : 50k of yew on him

 

 

 

he lose 50% oy the yew

 

 

 

Still auto and make full of moneu for his master!

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yeh, this idea is pretty useless...jagex would never follow street values due to the constant change in prices.

 

 

 

plus, like aoe said, and autoer could just make back what he was taxed in hours, and just transfer it all to another account. its not really that hard.

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Player - No please dont ban me please i appeal to your sense of justice......

 

 

 

Jagex - Hmm Ok then lets see, yes i know now.

 

 

 

Ok we wont ban you provided you pay the Runescape Tax....

 

 

 

 

 

Player - Tax, Tax u say ummmm ok what anm i looking at

 

 

 

JAgex - Yes lets see, hmmm right then 15% for you, not negotiable.

 

 

 

Player - 15%!!!!! ...............of what

 

 

 

Jagex - Your total net worth stupid, we can call u that its our game by the way.

 

 

 

Player - Total net worth, but I got 20 party hats thats over 1 billion alone.

 

 

 

Jagex - Yeah we know, so you have five days to come up with the loot, else ttfn or is that ttfe(ver).

 

 

 

Player - sob... but it really wasnt me...sob

 

 

 

 

 

What you reckon TAX lovely TAX, and you get to keep playing.

 

 

 

 

 

Gee hope no one takes me too seriously here :=)

 

 

 

:shock:

 

 

 

 

 

STUPIDEST IDEA EVER!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x

 

 

 

Whith this system no autoers would EVER be BANNED!!!!!!!

 

A lvl 3 autoer is worth, lets say : 50k of yew on him

 

 

 

he lose 50% oy the yew

 

 

 

Still auto and make full of moneu for his master!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

what he said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm glad the author is kidding.

 

 

 

However, as this isn't a very funny joke, it's really just spam-in-a-can.

 

 

 

Sad. I almost wanted it to be a genuine idea, so I could kick the stuffing out of it.

 

 

 

Well, Aaron, please go to clown school before attempting to joke around like this again. May get a better response than these geniuii* have provided.

 

 

 

*Now, seriously, is that even a word?

Raichase, quit Runescape.

 

Time issues really, nothing against the game itself. Something had to go, and it happened to be the addictive game that costs money to enjoy :)

 

Best of luck to all of my friends here!

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