andreynoobyperson Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 They shall now tell you his words of pop-tart wisdom. 1. Fie! The villainous curs have overturned the verdict of unsubstantiated frivolity in the face of temperamental footwear! 2. We will sow our rebellions with bricks of nostril! 3. If you had toenails made of peanut butter, you should shave them! Question of the Week - I here have an ICE CREAM. I cannot MAIL it, for it will MELT. What justice is there in a world where you cannot mail an ice cream in a block of packaged cottage cheese? 4. To relax, bathe in ketchup. 5. If your toes were made of broccoli, you would rule the world. 6. When trying to light a fish on fire underwater, always remember the futon. 7. It is important to KNOW YOUR FEET. 8. Feet are like ripe papayas, injected with mouthwash, yes. 9. They may taste like excitement, but are best used for bingo. 10. There is but one path to the rubber band. Know it like your finger. 11. Of course, don't ever forget that fun equals pizza explosions! 12. Order a side of cheese and elk on your lightbulb! 13. It's a fairly common misconception that you can't make windows out of pen-brick. 14. Most feel that pen-brick is too soggy. I assure you, it is a shoe. 15. Scientists have discovered that nine out of ten shoes are dumb. This brings up the disturbing question: Does coffee bleed? If in fact it does, then one must consider the fact that life is but one giant cake mold. Remember, airbag warning! coussin gonflable avertissement replier le paresoleil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cadburys_egg Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Fill soccer balls with napalm. Napalm is natures toothpaste. Chef Brain ftw. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercifull Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Post this on a different forum where people might care. Mercifull <3 Suzi "We don't want players to be able to buy their way to success in RuneScape. If we let players start doing this, it devalues RuneScape for others. We feel your status in real-life shouldn't affect your ability to be successful in RuneScape" Jagex 01/04/01 - 02/03/12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faux Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Not in offtopic.com :wink: :: Guess the Movie Contest Champion: pfilc23 :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Spam is NOT humorous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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