Greetings Mortals! I am the narrator an unseen voice that appears in TV shows and books. I will tell you about the time I really messed up.

 

 

 

 

 

Chapter One

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was a warm evening. Agroth (that is my name) went to go see his parents. He was an apprentice wizard. He tried to teleport himself to his parent's house but ended up in a T-Rex's stomach. He drew out his sword for he was a better warrior than a wizard. His sword plated with sharpened dragon bones and it had a silver and gold blade he hacked his way out of the T-Rex's stomach. Then a little dragon waddled up to him asking," Can i join you on your journey because your parents were abducted by aliens." "Abducted by aliens??????" I yelled " The readers are smart enough to know that aliens only exist in Sci-Fi movies and comic books, you are gonna get us bad reveiws!!!" Alas he didn't care he just babbled on and on and on and on and on and on and on about aliens. Wait a sec i just read my third sentence and wondered what is a dinosaur doing here? The dragon then grew huge and said he will take Agroth home and perhaps stay with him. But then a lesser demon appeared it slashed at Agroth and wounded him badly. Then a phoenix came and scared off the lesser demon. The phoenix asked" Are you okay?" "Do i look okay????" I replied. Then the phoenix led the dragon whom i was riding to a place called the Red Star hospital. There i was treated with tons of high tech treatments. Wait! high tech eqipment? That dosn't appear for another 1000 years! Then a star cruiser whizzed by. Startled, i took the dragon and phoenix outta there. But unfortunaly it was star cruiser rush hour time. So we couldn't fly outta there. "You are boring the readers!" the phoenix angrily yelled. He pecked me half to death so i couldn't write anymore.

Most stories make sense...

well excuse me for liking stories that make no sense, well if my stories made sense then they would be boring to read plus at least most of the spelling was correct if you want to read stories that make sense stay away from the fantasy section in the library and start reading adult books like dictionaries or manuals of how to emabarass your children

Ok, there is no "fantasy" section to the library, most of it is fantasy anyway . . . This would be in the "No point/Plot" section. I don't mean to flame but I think most people would rather read a story that did in fact have a plot in it. Adult books aren't dictionaries, they are stories that have a plot, that make sense. I don't know how this story could be divided into "chapters" cause every other sentece started a new topic.

Let us stick to writing stories with at least somewhat of a storyline and plot rather than random text ;)

 

 

 

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Thanks.

 

~Alduron