the predators die of a virus i let loose which doesent affect humans.

good thing im a human and i eat some chocolate which clears the virus from everywhere then i send in my tiger tank which is indestructable aprt from if u are inside and im the only 1 inside

i once again use a death star too blow up all the planets

As i was runnin form your tiger tank i then though of an idea.... i chucked my tin of spam at you!!!! (look in siggy) even if your tank is indestructable nothing beats the power of spam!!!!!!!!!

then i send my supersonic green horse/rhino to save the day by charging the star and blow it up with its unicorn horn that has a red hot glowing tip made of melted steel which has traces of chocolate in it which was grown by dairy farmers living in the city street of fniufhdskfhndskj

i once again throw my tin of spam at your rhino and he cries home to his momie

errr... i dump water on ur horse and wacked it with a stick MUHAHAHA

MUahaha eats your spam

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my spam was eaten o well i guess ill go to shop rite and buy some more =p

then i create my 10million grunts (warcraft 3) 2 billion raiders 10 million torens 5 trillion shaman and lvl 10 blademaster to attack all living things

and little did goingunder know the spam was 10 years old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

your now have food poinsoning =p

i use halo to blow up the universe

while art shop rite (buying more spam) i wasent affect by your halo :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

but then u accidently dropped ur spam and it fell on the floor and went everywhere so my super hamster named bob attacked you

i use a cat to chase ur hamster

then i get my 2 headed dog that breathes fire out of the left head and water out of the right to whip u with its [bleep]ey tail which has poison on it

Whilst still chokeing from the spam, sends out a dog to catch your cat but your 2 headed dog poons it

my dog increases a lvl....lvl 2 now so it gets bigger and stronger hotter fire and the water is now ice that is shoots out and the tail is longer and [bleep]es r longer and sharper poison is deadlier and its grown a razorback so noe the [bleep]es go along the back of my pet dog

haha i have a super cat with a baseball bat, who's friends with postman pat, and is a little fat :S, wearing a phat, eating a gnat, hunting down bats, who pooped on your mat, and shoots out flaming rats. HAHAHAHA

my dog easily kills ur cat then gains a lvl....lvl 3 it get bigger stronger hotter fire ice is so cold it could freeze a volcano in 0.00001 seconds longer tail longer [bleep]es sharper [bleep]es poison deadlier razorback sharper and its grown claws long poisoned barb tipped claws sharper than a swiss army knife

dude ... my cat was .. eating a gnat :shock:

oh well then my dog goes on a rampage and kills everything in site he gains a lvl or a few lvls.....lvl 10 he gets bigger stronger and all that the extras he gets are lvl 4 a third head which just bites lvl 5 the third head breaths wind that travels at 200kph lvl 6 the wind goes 2000kph lvl 7 he grows wings and can fly 500kph lvl 8 he grows super wings and can fly 3000kph lvl 9 he can run and swim faster at 4000kph lvl 10 when he gets angry he turns from mega dog to ultra dog which runs swims flys 2000kph faster he grows 90% stronger than he is 50% bigger than he is and turns into stone(that can move and all) and is imune to all attacks. when he is not angry anymore it goes back to normal

*Mutates and becomes Zevz and exterminates the entire world*

*Slaps you with a wet fish*

I kill you with a knife and then make you my minion using necromancy.

Just like I used necromancy on this thread.