^Correct.

<Eats bread every day.

VIs a woman but is too shy to admit it.

^ Is partly correct.

< Am a woman, and admit it proudly :).

V Is laughing at the moment?

^Not ashamed of being a woman.

<Not laughing.

VA quiz master.

^ Whizz master

< Not a fraud!!!

v Going to tell me why I'm a fruad?!

^ Sure.

< You said you'd delete your siggy on request, I requested that twice! You're a fraud :D!

V Hopefuly will prove me wrong?

^Has a too big signature.

<Currently fighting greater demons.

VIs a doctor or knows one.

/\I know a few.

>I'm not a doctor.

\/is not a doc either.

^Correct.

<is alive.

\/ eats things.

^ Best avatar ever.

< Eats many a thing

v Anorexic

/\no.

>recently recoloured my personal forums to a christmassy theme.

\/has seen it, and liked it.

^ Nope.

< Am so very tired...

V Us, umm... Depressed?

^ Should sleep

< not depressed at all

v isn't depressed either

^Correct.

<Not depressed at all.

VWill reply to this topic.

^ Incorrent.

< Had not replied to this topic in about a year, an am not planning to either... For some reason.

V Is going to comment that.

/\ Nah

< Has a pie in the oven, lol.

\/ Wants some.

/\only if it's a meat pie.

>likes meat pie.

\/prefers apple pie.

^ Likes meat in her pie

< prefers cream pie

v Disgusted

/\i have no idea what you're talking about.

>cream pie sounds weird.

\/loves having cream in his pie.

^Wrong.

<Doesn't have cream in his pie.

VIs a dude/dudette.

/\correct

>likes kitties...

\/asexual.

^ Cats on the brains

< Nope

v Doesn't like cats nearly enough

/\correct.

>thinks my mom decorated the tree terribly.

\/has not put up the christmas tree as yet.

^ Too critical!

< haven't even gotten our tree yet

v Has something to say about that

^Wrong.

<Has a crappy job.

VDoesn't like his/her job either.

^ BAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKS FOR YOU

< Gainfully unemployed

v Also unemployed