neogeo0823 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 warning: this post contains the subject matter of alcohallic drinks within runescape and the possibility of their consumption in the real world. do not attempt to mix, consume, or procure any alcohalic drinks unless you are of legal age to do so well today is my 20th birthday,*listens to obligatory shouts of "happy birthday" from people* and last night i went out to canada to celebrate. i went to a few bars and after a few drinks i figured "why not? lets see..." and i walked up to the bartender at each of these bars and very casually asked "hey, do you guys have the 'short green guy'?" the bartenders would all look at me like i had one to many and cautiously ask "never heard of it. how do you make one?" so i proceeded to explain to all of them how to make a short green guy from memory. now granted it didnt turn out quite right because they didnt have anything resembling equa leaves(which i would equate to any sort of mint leaf in real life), but after substituting in a packet of sugar, me and my friends all agreed that it was actually quite a tasty drink! so ive made a bet with myself. im gonna see how long it will take to make the short green guy a new fad around clifton hill! of anyone of you want to try one, and are 19 or over, stop on by clifton hill, more specifically, the wild mushroom(i like that place the best. they use a bit more lime than all the other bars to make it a bit sweeter), and have a drink to the short green guys who brought this wonderful drink into runescape. now, for all of you who can legally do this, if the bartenders dont remember how to make one, just give them this recipe: 1 shot vodka, 3 shots lime juice. mix and pour over 1 icecube into a glass, add a slice of lime to the rim, and one once of sugar(if you bring your own mint leaves, use those). stir the sugar into the drink, and enjoy. ...i think next time i may try the blurberry special... I couldn't care less if he was Andrew Gower himself, I just don't like arrogant smegheads. *in the voice of the comic book guy from the simpsons* best. quote. EVER! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku3220 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 omg! you invented the short green guy! but you play too much runescape too much.... i cant wait till im of leagal drinking age now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cerberus480 Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 I am of legal drinking age and I may have to try that out. ~Greetings from across the River Styx~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daeva_god Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 hmm chocolate sunday. methinks corkys vodka shots :) let fire spin and parafin burn. ill call it fun. http://www.domorepoi.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted August 23, 2006 Share Posted August 23, 2006 1.wrong forum 2.man can't wait till i'm drinking age next try the drunk dragon Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neogeo0823 Posted August 23, 2006 Author Share Posted August 23, 2006 wait... how did this get into runescape discussions and suggestions? 0.o oh well... i guess its better than having it locked. im thinking next ill have to try out either the blurberry special, of which ill kepp the name, the drunk dragon, which ill also keep the name but replace the dwellberries with blueberries, or the wizard blizzard, which ill probably call the mind bomd or something(after wizards mind bomb). hey, i dont wanna sound like an uber nerd when i order, now do i? :-w:-$ I couldn't care less if he was Andrew Gower himself, I just don't like arrogant smegheads. *in the voice of the comic book guy from the simpsons* best. quote. EVER! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starev91 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 hey, i dont wanna sound like an uber nerd when i order, now do i? :-w:-$ Hmm.... right... Actually, that sounds like a quite amusing idea. Too bad I think that Jagex owns the rights to the drink's names (unless I'm wrong). Either way, pretty cool idea, not something I would've thought of. But then, I'm not of legal drinking age, now am I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Athyron Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Why are you still playing runescape? Perhaps you could make a fortune selling drinks that come from runescape? You'll be a hit with all the ladies.... The rune merching business is dead. R.I.P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomdavies90 Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 hmm chocolate sunday. methinks corkys vodka shots :) not reall sure you need any alcohol you sound pissed already... he he try making some worm battas for any younger siblings birthday mwahahah Sig by me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Fray Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 You have been playing too much runescape!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neogeo0823 Posted August 24, 2006 Author Share Posted August 24, 2006 hmm chocolate sunday. methinks corkys vodka shots :) not reall sure you need any alcohol you sound pissed already... he he try making some worm battas for any younger siblings birthday mwahahahhmmm.... my sisters 17th birthday is coming up in a couple of months... i suppose that batta dough is mostly like pastry dough, so i may be able to cook something up... :twisted: and to all the people who say i play to much runescape: go out there and try it for yourself! go to a bar and teach them how to make a blurberry special. go make tangled toad legs for all your friends for lunch. go to a brewery and special order some dragotter for your next big occasion. if people have never heard of it, you can generally make them think its very high class. as far as everyone in clifton hill knows, the short green guy is the most popular drink in my hometown, brought on by a joke played at a holloween party. the lesson there: people are gullible. I couldn't care less if he was Andrew Gower himself, I just don't like arrogant smegheads. *in the voice of the comic book guy from the simpsons* best. quote. EVER! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbe1987 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 You have succesfully given me another reason as to why I want to be 21 (Im only 15). Thank you. Thankfully enough, i know a few bartender dads that get buzzed fairly easily. *wink wink* Ill keep these recipies for a couple years, maybe teach some people to make 'em. Thanx again. Eventually you will be a mindless Runescape addict like the best of us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingo55555 Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 You have been playing too much runescape!! *sayz the one with the sig of a santa and blue mask* (u really should not talk if that is you) i think the bank needs the make-over more =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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