warning: this post contains the subject matter of alcohallic drinks within runescape and the possibility of their consumption in the real world. do not attempt to mix, consume, or procure any alcohalic drinks unless you are of legal age to do so

 

 

 

well today is my 20th birthday,*listens to obligatory shouts of "happy birthday" from people* and last night i went out to canada to celebrate.

 

 

 

i went to a few bars and after a few drinks i figured "why not? lets see..." and i walked up to the bartender at each of these bars and very casually asked "hey, do you guys have the 'short green guy'?"

 

 

 

the bartenders would all look at me like i had one to many and cautiously ask "never heard of it. how do you make one?"

 

 

 

so i proceeded to explain to all of them how to make a short green guy from memory. now granted it didnt turn out quite right because they didnt have anything resembling equa leaves(which i would equate to any sort of mint leaf in real life), but after substituting in a packet of sugar, me and my friends all agreed that it was actually quite a tasty drink!

 

 

 

so ive made a bet with myself. im gonna see how long it will take to make the short green guy a new fad around clifton hill! of anyone of you want to try one, and are 19 or over, stop on by clifton hill, more specifically, the wild mushroom(i like that place the best. they use a bit more lime than all the other bars to make it a bit sweeter), and have a drink to the short green guys who brought this wonderful drink into runescape.

 

 

 

now, for all of you who can legally do this, if the bartenders dont remember how to make one, just give them this recipe: 1 shot vodka, 3 shots lime juice. mix and pour over 1 icecube into a glass, add a slice of lime to the rim, and one once of sugar(if you bring your own mint leaves, use those). stir the sugar into the drink, and enjoy.

 

 

 

...i think next time i may try the blurberry special...

omg! you invented the short green guy! but you play too much runescape too much.... i cant wait till im of leagal drinking age now!

I am of legal drinking age and I may have to try that out.

hmm chocolate sunday. methinks corkys vodka shots :)

1.wrong forum

 

2.man can't wait till i'm drinking age

 

 

 

next try the drunk dragon

wait... how did this get into runescape discussions and suggestions? 0.o

 

 

 

oh well... i guess its better than having it locked.

 

 

 

im thinking next ill have to try out either the blurberry special, of which ill kepp the name, the drunk dragon, which ill also keep the name but replace the dwellberries with blueberries, or the wizard blizzard, which ill probably call the mind bomd or something(after wizards mind bomb). hey, i dont wanna sound like an uber nerd when i order, now do i? :-w:-$

hey, i dont wanna sound like an uber nerd when i order, now do i? :-w:-$

 

 

 

 

 

Hmm.... right...

 

 

 

Actually, that sounds like a quite amusing idea. Too bad I think that Jagex owns the rights to the drink's names (unless I'm wrong).

 

 

 

Either way, pretty cool idea, not something I would've thought of. But then, I'm not of legal drinking age, now am I?

Why are you still playing runescape?

 

Perhaps you could make a fortune selling drinks that come from runescape?

 

 

 

You'll be a hit with all the ladies....

hmm chocolate sunday. methinks corkys vodka shots :)

 

not reall sure you need any alcohol you sound pissed already...

 

he he try making some worm battas for any younger siblings birthday mwahahah

You have been playing too much runescape!!

hmm chocolate sunday. methinks corkys vodka shots :)

 

not reall sure you need any alcohol you sound pissed already...

 

he he try making some worm battas for any younger siblings birthday mwahahah

hmmm.... my sisters 17th birthday is coming up in a couple of months... i suppose that batta dough is mostly like pastry dough, so i may be able to cook something up... :twisted:

 

 

 

and to all the people who say i play to much runescape: go out there and try it for yourself! go to a bar and teach them how to make a blurberry special. go make tangled toad legs for all your friends for lunch. go to a brewery and special order some dragotter for your next big occasion. if people have never heard of it, you can generally make them think its very high class.

 

 

 

as far as everyone in clifton hill knows, the short green guy is the most popular drink in my hometown, brought on by a joke played at a holloween party. the lesson there: people are gullible.

You have succesfully given me another reason as to why I want to be 21 (Im only 15). Thank you.

 

 

 

Thankfully enough, i know a few bartender dads that get buzzed fairly easily. *wink wink*

 

 

 

Ill keep these recipies for a couple years, maybe teach some people to make 'em.

 

 

 

Thanx again.

You have been playing too much runescape!!

 

 

 

*sayz the one with the sig of a santa and blue mask* (u really should not talk if that is you)