*#THE RAP GAME/BATTLE#*#1

[jayfng]

ok this is easy all of the rap thread i have seen die or get ppl that cant rap. SO TRY TO KEEP CLEAN AND DISSIN DOWN DONT USE SYMBOLS!!!!!AND DONT MAKE IT IN PARAGRAHS ITS TO HARD TO READ ALL RULES APPLY AND NO SPAM

 

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[Ragen]

This game sounds cabbage,

 

But lets dance some radish,

 

Don't get my moogles up,

 

Bop-sheewodda-wodda,

 

Foo!,

 

 

 

As you might have guessed, I'm not much of a rapper but you need to make the object of the game much clearer and give us a format to let out the rap in. :anxious:

[jayfng]

u aint a cant rap u just make poems that stink

 

ur probly at home wearing all pink

 

and watching barbie till ur mom comes back

 

u better watch ur balls ur i'll sack them till some1 gets hacked

[Ragen]

Yeah fool, I've got this game,

 

We take the mick to the real lame,

 

Well you going down,

 

Get outta here or we'll go to town.

[jayfng]

i should have warned you not to cross my path

 

now im gona get ya and now u know im gona smash

 

you,the rains on top over that fast

 

u never seen my past

 

i could kill ya and u wouldn't see me

 

when u dead u will smell like pee

 

no1 likes me but thats ok but thats ok bc i dont like ya anyway

 

how much u get 5 dollars from ur pay?

 

if u wanna fight i will meet u behinde the park at 8:00 o'clock

 

and i will make u eat my socks

[Ragen]

Hey little girl, lay off the booze,

 

Your rapping so lame I wanna snooze,

 

You bring it here when you've grown up,

 

Then I'll have to kick your butt.

[jayfng]

lol

[Ragen]

:lol:

[helmker]

Yo, I'm about to put all ya'll to shame

 

I own u in real life and i own u in this game

 

so just quit rapping and drop the mike

 

and if u dont ima find you and steal ur bike

 

And u probaly gonna cry like little babies

 

so i hope u get attacked by a squirrel and get rabies!

[Gattree]

regen you best step aside

 

before I get fired up and tan your hide

 

dont want to see your little dumb laugh

 

I probably should beat you wit my air staff

 

now dont get me wrong im not the best in the state

 

but fool you suck and thats no debate.

[Gattree]

speechless I see

[helmker]

Gattree, that name is so wack

 

it makes me wanna have a heart attack

 

Speechless, what the hell do u mean

 

your rhymes were so old, they were all heard and seen

 

So i suggest u pick up and leave this site

 

before i have to find u and set u right!

[Gattree]

This is outrageous, truly absurd

 

I canÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t believe helmker such a ridiculous nerd

 

You think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re the greatest, you think youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re the best

 

Just stink to your Runescape and do a dumb quest.

 

Speechless, you ought to be

 

Your embarrassing lyrics, replied by disgust n glee

 

 

 

 

 

I love this game \

 

Truth hurts helmker lol

[Ragen]

Hey punk you love this game?

 

You shut the * up or you'll feel the pain!

 

Step aside gran, this game ain't for you,

 

I ain't no foo!

[ctp080188]

Oh dear lord..

[Ragen]

Hey you, the fugly one!

 

Don't you come here, acting like a bum,

 

Post some rap you dawg,

 

Or I'll turn you into a frog!

[Gattree]

This is too funny why do I respond

 

Its obvious to tell youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re a stupid mindless blonde

 

Lyrics are weak and deserve no adulation

 

What you need is some serious education

 

Get off this thread before I humiliate you

 

By revealing that youÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢re bi and you watch the view

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to the dumbest of them all ragen

[sheepdean]

i is da best rs rapper in the land

 

i pwn j00 all with the scimmy in my hand

 

i got rymes and skills to match

 

but i aint got nowt in me farming patch

 

:mrgreen:

[Gattree]

damn this guy is all over the place

 

i hope he knows posting isnt a race

 

spell words correctly and double check your work

 

your posts just leave me to laugh and smirk

[helmker]

Gattree,"knowledge is power" it says on ur sig

 

but u seem dumb as hell, go fig

 

and u other noobs think u run this thread

 

but last time i posted , i left u all dead

 

so let me reclaim my throne as king m.c

 

and as my 1st Act,to post, u got to pay a fee

 

and 2nd u noobs pay homage to me

 

3rd,kiss my rings and wipe my boots

 

4th,get a girl and get a life u old coots

[demonpower1]

What's the problem with you, u silly chick :evil:

 

Get a lyphe 'dude' or you'll be kicked

 

You think you're stronger and better than me?

 

Well let's fight newb, I'll let you rest in peace! :twisted:

 

Maybe my sentences stink, but you're worser than me

 

Now let's wait for the next volenteer, go for it dear!

[Ragen]

First off you mule, I ain't no granny,

 

I got a hairdo and I got a hammer,

 

Shut your mouth and back away,

 

Or you'll have a dentist bill to pay,

 

 

 

You think you got the moves,

 

You think you got the style,

 

Well all you've got is a damn ugly face.

[helmker]

Ragen you cant rap so donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t post on this thread

 

Next time you do ima leave you dead

 

Man, granny and hammer donÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t rhyme

 

Think before u post u ugly ball of slime

 

U think u gonna leave me with a dentist bill

 

Boy i'll have u dead looking like roadkill

[liiiam]

You want beef u know where its at

 

Come 2 my poh wid ur lvl 2 rat

 

U think u can rap

 

But its all a loada crap

 

So dont mess or ill steal ur baseball cap

 

Now get off dis forum and feed your cat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pwned.

[foolgool]

Learn to rhyme,

 

I'll show you this time,

 

No more game has joo,

 

A tool

 

A spool in this thread

 

Which is severly full o' poo.

 

 

 

 

 

P00n3d j00