*#THE RAP GAME/BATTLE#*#1

[edess]

helmker is the best so far

 

he can beat ragen with a metal bar

 

thats no dout

 

so i just had to put out this shout

[Gattree]

Surprise surprise this threads still around

 

So guess itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s time to take you all down town

 

First up is foolgool whoÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s clearly a joke

 

Get back to your job, hurry up with my fries and coke

 

As for Helmker IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ll give him some praise

 

But once IÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢m through with him he'll be in a daze

[Vito_Blade]

First off you mule, I ain't no granny,

 

I got a hairdo and I got a hammer,

 

Shut your mouth and back away,

 

Or you'll have a dentist bill to pay,

 

 

 

You think you got the moves,

 

You think you got the style,

 

Well all you've got is a damn ugly face.

 

 

 

From what I have heard of rap (eww) you are horrible. BUT BOY IS IT FUNNY! In my opinion rap = crap without the 'c'. So ya.

 

 

 

Lol lemme give it a try :lol:

 

 

 

You people Stink

 

Like a great fink

 

Oh so you like my words?

 

I don't think so...

 

 

 

Oh please, I suck. :lol: This is just too funny.

 

 

 

Regan, you can't rap, but you own commedy wise. :P

[Gattree]

 

Lol lemme give it a try :lol:

 

 

 

You people Stink

 

Like a great fink

 

Oh so you like my words?

 

I don't think so...

 

 

 

Oh please, I suck. :lol: This is just too funny.

 

 

 

Regan, you can't rap, but you own commedy wise. :P

 

 

 

He's laughing at you regan not with you :D

[l0rdbarney]

yea yea...

 

 

 

i just saw another thread

 

 

 

all kinda lame

 

 

 

but who can u blame

 

 

 

when they all wish they were black

[jemathonical]

(gets a beat going)

 

 

 

I wish i was black

 

 

 

I wish i was white

 

 

 

i wish i could pimp my ride

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Give me a holla when you see me

 

 

 

dog, dont be trippin, im all about the bling bling

 

 

 

Ya'll trying catch me ridin dirrty.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I rock up at jewellery store and i tell them

 

 

 

"make me a grill!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(hops in car and does drive by shooting)

[Spiritmage57]

oh my gosh, nobody here can rap

 

 

 

that's right, i said it, don't you understand that?

 

 

 

if you pick a fight with me

 

 

 

it would take three

 

 

 

before you'd leave me be

 

 

 

now let me see if you can top this

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

my goodness, can't a guy be able to look at a thread

 

 

 

that doesn't have bad rappaz at its head?

 

 

 

i guess not foo cuz they ain't real pretty

 

 

 

and i have to say they don't got nothin deservin confetti

 

 

 

dude, i don't know, but i just ate you like spaghetti!

[bladet6]

whoa, you think you can rap?

 

 

 

your rhyms flow as quick as sap

 

 

 

step aside kids

 

 

 

or get hit in the ribs

 

 

 

'cause cuties got da floor

 

 

 

soon y'all be runnin for the door

 

 

 

cause once i start rappin

 

 

 

you know whats gonna happen

 

 

 

ill make you all cry

 

 

 

though you all try

 

 

 

so quit that sobbin

 

 

 

and start the head bobbin

 

 

 

cause ya know my rap's cool

 

 

 

you cry baby FOOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

heh heh. :XD:

[Spiritmage57]

yo cutie give up the floor

 

 

 

i know we been through this all before

 

 

 

you said, that i can't rap

 

 

 

but i must say that you should rock in ur granny's lap

 

 

 

because ur rap is like a kid in the corner

 

 

 

you know they can't be with each other!

 

 

 

now everybody better bounce to dis beat

 

 

 

cuz right now i'm gonna turn up the heat!

[bladet6]

touche...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

you think my rap compares to my granny?

 

 

 

boy my gran could rap off your fanny

 

 

 

so kid you better hold your tongue

 

 

 

unless you are planning on dying young

 

 

 

mess with me and youll have pain to the core

 

 

 

cause cuties got da floor

 

 

 

and thats how its gonna stay

 

 

 

you dont like it or may

 

 

 

i dont really care

 

 

 

you aint got a prayer

 

 

 

cause once i get my beat

 

 

 

which is no easy feat

 

 

 

all the kids will go "woot"

 

 

 

and your likely to scoot

[Spiritmage57]

yea, i know ur rap is crap and i know that ur fat :shock:

 

 

 

but i wanna know this, why you bringin in religion :pray:

 

 

 

do you wanna get burned on that topic too? :?:

 

 

 

quit playin with me you must have somethin better :wink:

 

 

 

cuz so far all you've had is bantha fodda 8-)

 

 

 

all my fans are gonna clap when they here this rap =D>

 

 

 

cuz they all know that i'm better than that :twisted:

[bladet6]

kid is that all you got?

 

 

 

id rather be shot

 

 

 

then listen to stuff

 

 

 

boy it aint enough

 

 

 

so give it up now

 

 

 

before i show you how

 

 

 

to make a good rhyme

 

 

 

ill make your rap look like grime

 

 

 

so give it up now

 

 

 

or your gonna hurl

 

 

 

for being shown up by a girl

 

 

 

cutie's got da floor

 

 

 

unless youd rather be beaten some more?

[Spiritmage57]

to bad you haven't beat me before

 

 

 

so you better again, give up the floor

 

 

 

i should record a single all of this fact

 

 

 

that you got nothin in your mind worth a track

 

 

 

so if you dare to come back and get more

 

 

 

i'll show you up again way before

 

 

 

you get to hold the ground

 

 

 

and rock it up on the floor

[bladet6]

think you got what it takes

 

 

 

to cook a couple o' cakes

 

 

 

with the heat

 

 

 

of my beat?

 

 

 

so just pack away

 

 

 

your kiddie rhymes for another day

 

 

 

'cause boy, we're sick

 

 

 

of hearing your lil' tricks

 

 

 

so go home to mommy

 

 

 

and eat your salami

 

 

 

while i get the beat

 

 

 

yo everyone, grab a seat

 

 

 

'cause cuties back

 

 

 

and shes planin to stay!

[Spiritmage57]

yo, did that even rythm

 

 

 

that last track worth a dime?

 

 

 

i'd say that mine is worth more then double

 

 

 

and that you gonna stumble

 

 

 

cuz i got what it takes and you don't

 

 

 

so why don't you just back off before you mope

 

 

 

cuz you will when i beat you with this track

 

 

 

and let me tell that i know its a fact

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

seriously...soon i'm gonna write a whole song that will whip your hiney

[bladet6]

you only wish you could whip my butt....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

your rappin's a bore

 

 

 

your gonna make everyone snore

 

 

 

cause your rhymes, theyre lame :-s

 

 

 

they seem to be the same

 

 

 

by know you should know

 

 

 

who's gettin all the dough

 

 

 

kid, your broke.

 

 

 

your rappin's a joke.

 

 

 

and did you call me fat?

 

 

 

your as dead as a rat!

 

 

 

lemme grab my P90

 

 

 

ill shoot you in the hiney :ohnoes:

 

 

 

then ill shoot you in the eye

 

 

 

ill hit you with pie

 

 

 

youll wish you hadnt messed with me :shame:

 

 

 

'cause now cutie's on a hurtin spree

 

 

 

and your first on my list

 

 

 

if you catch my jist.

[tcmstr134]

You aint good at rap

 

 

 

and you fell in a trap

 

 

 

and if you dont like it

 

 

 

well stop before u get hit

 

 

 

my homies gonna get you

 

 

 

after you turn blue

 

 

 

they gonna stuff you in a bag

 

 

 

and they wont take off your gag

 

 

 

so i sugest you stay quiet

 

 

 

or there will be a riot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lol this is fun

[bladet6]

lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

your homies aint got nothin on me

 

 

 

i could whip em all for free

 

 

 

and think my rap's bad?

 

 

 

well, yours is just SAD

 

 

 

but now i have to go

 

 

 

ill be back in the mo

 

 

 

gotta pack my room

 

 

 

then itll be your doom

[spacheco]

ima gansta a str8 up g the gansta life is tha life fo me shootin people by day selling drugs by night i gave yo mama a yest infection!!

[bladet6]

keep it clean...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

yo kid,

 

 

 

you aint no gangsta

 

 

 

i know bunnies that can cause more pain...sta

 

 

 

you think your cool, you think your fly?

 

 

 

i know some kittens who could make you cry!

 

 

 

so little one, just go home

 

 

 

'cause you dont wanna mess with my x chromosomes

 

 

 

so now that im back

 

 

 

im ready to pack

 

 

 

a punch here or there

 

 

 

and scince im a girl i can do it with flair

 

 

 

:twisted:

[Fadfdfd]

i should have warned you not to cross my path

 

 

 

now im gona get ya and now u know im gona smash

 

 

 

you,the rains on top over that fast

 

 

 

u never seen my past

 

 

 

i could kill ya and u wouldn't see me

 

 

 

when u dead u will smell like pee

 

 

 

no1 likes me but thats ok but thats ok bc i dont like ya anyway

 

 

 

how much u get 5 dollars from ur pay?

 

 

 

if u wanna fight i will meet u behinde the park at 8:00 o'clock

 

 

 

and i will make u eat my socks

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That for some reason made me Laugh, i dont know what either. It wasn't just seeing the word pee, i'm older than that..

[Ragen]

ima gansta a str8 up g the gansta life is tha life fo me shootin people by day selling drugs by night i gave yo mama a yest infection!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D I hope that wasn't serious

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, this is the new one. I don't really class this as rap but w/e. I tried writing it about lemons but I failed miserably. Ah well. Enjoy/ mock/ w/e.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You've lost what was you life,

 

 

 

To me,

 

 

 

I took the prize,

 

 

 

And your stood on a knife.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fall or stand,

 

 

 

Up to you,

 

 

 

Make it end,

 

 

 

Or take me down with you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You take the pill,

 

 

 

Taken ill,

 

 

 

Don't recover,

 

 

 

Lost another brother.

[Spiritmage57]

 

ima gansta a str8 up g the gansta life is tha life fo me shootin people by day selling drugs by night i gave yo mama a yest infection!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:D I hope that wasn't serious

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, this is the new one. I don't really class this as rap but w/e. I tried writing it about lemons but I failed miserably. Ah well. Enjoy/ mock/ w/e.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You've lost what was you life,

 

 

 

To me,

 

 

 

I took the prize,

 

 

 

And your stood on a knife.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fall or stand,

 

 

 

Up to you,

 

 

 

Make it end,

 

 

 

Or take me down with you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You take the pill,

 

 

 

Taken ill,

 

 

 

Don't recover,

 

 

 

Lost another brother.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK, is this really rap?

 

 

 

Sounded like lyrics to a love song to me...ok, here i go again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

welcome to back to the track

 

 

 

that has you bouncin to the beat

 

 

 

that you can sing the words to

 

 

 

cause they are to fast

 

 

 

i thought you new better then to mess with the best

 

 

 

that happens to be me

 

 

 

i guess you had an idea.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok, nevermind...i don't got nothin cause you didn't offend me....so, heres a good laugh on me! :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but, try to think of a comback thats better...plz

 

 

 

hehe...i'm out

[bladet6]

OK, is this really rap?

 

 

 

Sounded like lyrics to a love song to me...ok, here i go again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

welcome to back to the track

 

 

 

that has you bouncin to the beat

 

 

 

that you can sing the words to

 

 

 

cause they are to fast

 

 

 

i thought you new better then to mess with the best

 

 

 

that happens to be me

 

 

 

i guess you had an idea.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok, nevermind...i don't got nothin cause you didn't offend me....so, heres a good laugh on me!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but, try to think of a comback thats better...plz

 

 

 

hehe...i'm out

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:-s... :-k ... -.- ...

 

 

 

that made absolutely NO sense... so HAHAHAHAHA! *points and laughs* :mrgreen:

[Ragen]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK, is this really rap?

 

 

 

Sounded like lyrics to a love song to me...ok, here i go again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ah! You got me! I can't rap to save my life. *Hides head in shame and goes off to find a lemon*