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Become a Minister!!

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and buy the way now that ur a minister ur legally not allowed to marry!

 

 

 

00000ned!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

So, explain to me how the minister at the Christian church I go to has a wife... Seriously though, get your facts straight...

 

 

 

 

 

it was just a joke....why u all screamin at me....... :oops: :oops:

wow dude....do u realize that ur making an entire mockery of the christian faith? (which im a part of?) dude thats not cool. it takes alotta hard work to become a minister and ur treating it like a joke.

 

 

 

How exactly am I abusing it? I have not in any way disrespected the church or the faith, so how exactly am I treating it like a joke?

 

 

 

i dono....its just kinda........i dono maybe not. it just seems wierd...maybe it isnt, but it seems awfully disrespectful to just become a minister without doing...nothing

 

 

 

and that joke at the end, it wuz just a joke. could u tell every1 to lay off. i feel bad :oops: :oops: :cry: :cry:

wow dude....do u realize that ur making an entire mockery of the christian faith? (which im a part of?) dude thats not cool. it takes alotta hard work to become a minister and ur treating it like a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

and buy the way now that ur a minister ur legally not allowed to marry!

 

 

 

00000ned!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

 

 

Yes i'm a christian too and it is kind of a mockery to God....And yes you can't marry being a minister, although i doubt it's that easy to become a minister, i wouldn't go and setup a search until you know for sure :wink:

HEHEHE I know what you should do with your new powers.

 

 

 

Marry people in Runescape! They think they are just playing a game, but they dont know your true powers. After that you can charge them a fee to get an online divorce!!!

HEHEHE I know what you should do with your new powers.

 

 

 

Marry people in Runescape! They think they are just playing a game, but they dont know your true powers. After that you can charge them a fee to get an online divorce!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

rofl nice 8-)

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wow dude....do u realize that ur making an entire mockery of the christian faith? (which im a part of?) dude thats not cool. it takes alotta hard work to become a minister and ur treating it like a joke.

 

 

 

 

 

and buy the way now that ur a minister ur legally not allowed to marry!

 

 

 

00000ned!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

 

 

 

Yes i'm a christian too and it is kind of a mockery to God....And yes you can't marry being a minister, although i doubt it's that easy to become a minister, i wouldn't go and setup a search until you know for sure :wink:

 

 

 

Have you read any of the other posts? Ministers can marry and have kids. I wasn't trying to makeany sort of point when I signed up for this, but if you want...

 

 

 

I believe God is about more than Bishops and Cardinals. God is a feeling that people have, a faith, an omniscient being. To believe in God and worship God means much more than to go to churchevery week just because you feel you ought to. There is a post somewhere on this forum about the 10 dimensions, I suggest you watch it. If the theory in that film is correct, God could be a 10 dimensional being.

 

 

 

In short, I feel God is about more than kneeling on prayer mats on a cold stone floor, which is why I didn't feel bad about doing this.

 

 

 

Jeez, it's not like I have sinned anyway!

 

 

 

^^ LMAO!! Nice idea!

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