the picture comes alive and you see yourself pressing a button saying "die" and you and the one in the picture dies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a card with a picture of a dead TheBlazikenMaster on it*

You get stuck in the picture for the rest of your life, expect it isn't me this time it's you. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses a bottom that says: "No Idiots" and slides a card that says "No idiots" and let all my pok̮̩̉̉mon be on my sites to protect me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(NOTE: I have all full evolves pok̮̩̉̉mon from hoen jhoto and indingo except for Entei, Raikou, Suicune and Latias)

can you say nuclear war far

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

all the world powers launch nuclear tactile and stragic missilies at you, and chance of shooting them down would realsute in enough radation to zaporize anything probaly a couple 100 mile radius

a wild groudon comes and aquashes you cuz you didn't press anything

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

presses a button that says no dieing

The idiot that spelled "dying" wrong on the bottom comes out of nowhere and kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses a bottom with the RS-Strength symbol on it and slides a card with picture of a Linoone on it*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you don't know what Linoone is DON'T reply!!!!!

a stage hook comes out of mid area and hooks you around the neck and pulls you of sceen

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sits quickly hoping that my card will grow legs and arms and walk up and press a button for me then insert itself

another groudon squishes you cuz the card didn't sprout legs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

presses a botton with the rs-attack symbol and slides a card wit a picture of a groudon on it (note, groudon is my fav pokemon)

Another Groudon kills you with a giant Dragon Longsword.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses a bottom that says "Warning: You'll become 25 years younger" and slides a card with nothing on it.*

a

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

steps on you, the mcdonalds

A rubber Groudon can't kill me :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

REAL Groudon steps on YOU.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll repeat since the effects weren't right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses a bottom that says "Warning: You'll become 25 years younger" and slides a card with nothing on it.*

read the edit

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and since i forgot to insect my card

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

insects a picture of an air rune and presses the button lableded "high explive" on it

You die because the machine uses air wave on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I can't see the difference, except you added "McDonalds. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Al right, I'll try it one more time, if it won't be related, I'll just think of something different:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses a bottom that says "Warning: You'll become 25 years younger" and slides a card with nothing on it.*

you become 25 years younger and then get sepped on by a groudon and you go SPLAT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

presses button with a groudon in it and slides my dad's credit card

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit:too late )=

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit again:nvm rofl

to blaze i was saying that mcdonalds steps on you the Groudon was tottally coincidence

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

to lya_helix thanks for the money :

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts my hand

Your hand is sliced away and you lose your hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses bottom that says "Don't press if you don't wanna become very stupid" and slides a card that prevents any magical effects from happening*

your hand comes alive and kills you

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts a card that says "free $1m!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

edit:dude stop posting before me )=

The machine says "Thank you" but is angry thinks you lied and kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses a bottom that says "Warning: You will have a dangerous gun with a mind of its own" and inserts a card with a dead man on it*

you get the gun but it kills you and the dead man comes alive and eats your dead brains and the 2 thingys (dead man A.K.A. zimbie and the living gun) go on a killing spree

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts a card that says "the one who enters this in any key pad will get $1m!!!"

welcome to runescape

 

 

 

sorry your dead

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts my other hand

your hand gets ripped to shreds and you have to hold things with your feet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts card with a picture of your dead body on it

when i the keypad reads "your" it thinks it means you lya helix so you get shot

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts left foot

it gets ripped to shreds

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

insert stilevs other foot

stilev regains all lost limbs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts my noise

when it reads "noise" it thinks your voice box so you cant speak

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts your ear

Off-Topic: Aren't you suppose to press a bottom before inserting somethiong? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Anyway you lose your voice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses a bottom with rotten cheeze on it and slides a card that makes me 37 years older and is afraid and thinks "I hope this card doesn't work"*