it malfunctions but makes you 10000000 years older and you die of old age

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts stilevs body

You die since you didn't play the game properly.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses an orange bottom and inserts a magical card that has some unknown magic in it that no human know about.*

it ends up it has the power of all the god attacks combined and you die

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts TheBlazikenMasters body

For gosh shake read the first post, this is KeyPad game not vending machine game. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You die of an young age.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Presses a bottom that says "Warning: Don't press me, it only makes you a lot fatter yet stronger in the effect" and slides my MasterCard*

you get banned from real life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

inserts a picture of my index finder and press the button "the"

"the" happens to be "the helicopter" that crushes on you causing you to die. And the only thing left on your body is your index finger.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

{Pss, notice my age}

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses magical bottom that lets me be 25 years younger and slides a card with Pidgeot on it*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTE: This is slightly different

you revert back to an egg but since you are outside your mother your cells are instantly destroyed, have a nice day

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

presses " : " and incerts " -.- "

*You look at the button again, and it now it has changed to " :shock:", it spits out your card you look at it and it has the " :shock: " on it too *

 

 

 

(I think you broke your smiley, lol)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Presses the "wild card" button then inserts card with black and white stripes on it*

the door opens starts to open and a blinding is shinning but before you see in side a guy hits you over the head and you forgot what you presses and insert

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

pressed " :anxious: " and inserts " :anxious: "

CORE MELTDOWN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3

 

 

 

2

 

 

 

1....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I press ALL the buttons. I swipe my "Darksteel Colossus" Magic the Gathering card. :ohnoes:

error to many buttons pressed please try again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'll press the button "nothing," and insert a card labeled "interesting"

error to many buttons pressed please try again

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'll press the button "nothing," and insert a card labeled "interesting"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The door starts to open... but then suddenly explodes with a flash of light because your card was too interesting for its mediocre IQ.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses sparkly button and inserts builder company card, while the door rebuils itself*

you get a strawberry ice cream cone with dog shampoo on it and you eat it and die in a sparkly explision

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts my pointer finger and presses the botton with my head on it on it*

By the time this thread hasn't been replied, the machine took 8 days to upgrade and now is ultimate killer, and destoys the whole world. Luckily I'm saved by aliens from the pok̮̩̉̉mon world, in a spaceship.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*presses bottom that says "Choose a world to re-build" and inserts a card with a picture of the earth on it.*

Earth is restored, with a mountain of Xbox 360s. Dig in!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hit the power button, and slide a Mastercard out of boredom

the mastercard gets so much power it explodes and you get cought in the blast

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts my nintendo ds and presses the button that says "get a free game for any game console!"*

You get the crappiest game on earth that nobody likes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Presses a bottom that says "Only accept FBI IDs" and inserts a fake FBI ID"

The door opens. You move toward it, and just before you enter it slams shut. The SWAT teams come ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hit the big red button and swipe a Blockbuster card

the button says "error, unknown entrance detected" and blows you up

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*inserts a card that has a picture of 1m gp on it and presses the black button*

it spits tar at you adn you harden and break

 

 

 

 

 

presses the open the door button -.-

 

and inserts the incase it goes wrong time rewinds card