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To make time go by faster tell us your most valuable object Mine : Pet turtle :P 11447

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11510 New Story! On the set of my new movie with Jackie Chan,Bruce lee and Jet Lee all into one movie. I had gotten old movies with Bruce lee and edited him into the movie with Jackie Chan and jet lee. I had to get around 250 people just for the project. This took a good long year to create such a good movie. This movie had good action nice scenes. Once I was done Jackie Chan had asked for a raise for creating such a good movie. But I just couldn't give him more money. When I said that he started going all karate on me and started beating me up and then out of no where Jet Lee came out of nowhere and started helping Jackie. Once they where done beating me up I had gotten to the production set with a black eye and bruises. I wanted to explain that Jackie beat me up but he gave me that Ill-Beat-you-up-again look on his face and he was so angry about it. So I said I fell down my staries last night I knew I couldn't do anything to stop him. So I had planed to try and get Bruce lee back from the dead. I had gone to his grave in China. Noticed some people crying. So when they where done I started grave robbing his grave and got all of bones and put some chicken bones back where I stole his. Once I was done I had gone to a necromancer to help me bring him back. Then out of nowhere Jackies in front of my car as Im driving with Bruces bones in a bag. I had stopped the car and other people started honking and I started yelling Jackies Trying to beat me up help! Give me a new topic to write something about :P

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Run4runes Great story :P 11514 I got a random story I wrote a long time ago On that great journey to the great plains of Airport Terminal #4. We had seen all kinds of awful things babies, little kids, and dogs sniffing you in places you dont want a dog to smell ever. Once all those things I had avoided I had to get past the metal doctor. I didnt notice that my secret metal plate in my head set the thing off. I got to the airplane there where people so tired they fell asleep. Some of them where working on those small light mini Mac mini. Once we had landed at London I was ready to meet the king and queen of England. I had noticed that the queen was restively old and had winkles. I had left there and took a train to France to see the Effie tower. I had gone to the top to see about 4 mimes making a really big box around them. I swear to you that box surrounded the whole top of the effifle tower. I think the whole box was real because I was stuck the whole time around it. I had contacted the police to get those guys out of there. Once they started firing on the mines the wall blocked it out the whole time and I was amazed in there mime technology. So 5 year later I secretly went to a mime school to learn these technes Once I had completed that I had gone to the army to practice my skills in the fine arts of mime. We had a full force of around 20+ mime enforcers and some trainees. We had to protect an armored truck from any terrorists from distorting it, while it was moving that put my practices to the ultimate test, a moving target. I had traveled so far across the lands; I had met up with a pack of wild teddies bears. Oh it gets worse trust me. I had see them holding there chainsaws going RE!!! Very loud and swinging them towards me. I had pulled out my double barrel shotgun and got at least 5 out of the 24. Then they started throwing grandees at me. After the detesting battle with teddy bears. I had escaped there torture. I had gotten back to the army base to tell them my story about how I saw mimes act and teddy bears attacking me wildly. Once I was finished I had noticed no one believed me. I had gone back to the U.S. and I had started to make a book on everything I had done on my journey to Europe. Then out of nowhere a dog started attacking me and then I was asleep. When I had woke I had noticed the dog gone and the story I started creating gone as well. I had noticed 3 weeks after that. A story had been sold about my story from everything I did. I was very sad at what happened. I had finished this story im telling you now but this isnt complete I hope whoever finds it has a good story to write like this one Enjoy Still horrible at stories

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Anyone else think that those new Anti drug commercials are kind of weird and don't prove anything like before where they tried? I wanted to post this for a while (Beat your wife really?)

Who knew I was in high school by my typing?(Or however you figured it out) Also there not really good friends there just girls I know and talk to I have tried to ask the shy one out But I keep getting nervous around her. I don't want my friends asking eather. So I'm going to try for Friday and give her some time to think about it. If it doesn't work I'm [bleep]ed \

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First time posting on here But ya! On with my questions I have 2 girls that I really like and would like to ask out. But I am friends with both of them and I don't want to ruin that. Also I cannot choose between the both of them The first girl is kind of shy, But I really like that from her, she's really smart and has some of the same interests. The second girl is really funny and cute and is very social. But has some [bleep]y friends (I can deal with that tho) So what should I do Guys/Girls?

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