D. V. Devnull

They're the admins in charge of monitoring you - just you. All the time. Every time. Each time you do a little sign off message, they record it for later use. They're just watching. And waiting. ~ Lady "How's that for 'haunting?' " Ninane You two... Way to get me laughing, nicely done... I think I needed the LOLs... :XD: ~D. V. "Finally laughing enough to make their thin body bounce..." Devnull

Banned because you'll need to refresh the page and check just before your post. I edited with an update. :P ~D. V. "Looks like we fell afoul of each other on that one." Devnull

Banned because I don't know what you're talking about, and I'll have to go check. 8-) ~D. V. "Excuse me while I do..." Devnull UPDATE: Just came back from checking the other thread. BTW, now you're Banned because while your joke doesn't hold an inch of truth, it's still lightly funny. :smile: ~D. V. "You didn't fall short of the funny line." Devnull

Okay, now you're Banned because I was just being random and joking around. Doesn't my post even wreak of the "You're Fired" game? :( ~D. V. "Can't you see the silly in my post?" Devnull

Banned for making a Hot Air Balloon out of Lava, because it was too heavy to fly, even with Helium sealed in. :ugeek: ~D. V. "That one just ain't getting off the ground floor..." Devnull

Granted, but the replies also come so fast that everyone keeps stepping all over each other, thus resulting in a thread-derailing argument. This results in everyone walking away and not replying again to this thread, and the forum admins then later see this thread having been derailed so badly and lock it because of that. Congratulations, you just ended this "Corrupt A Wish" forum game, and being that I would have been the last real post, I would therefore win as well. BTW, that also results in any/all country presidents finishing speeches before posts show up. :twss: In result, I now wish I knew what this thread looks like in the future when it hits that One-Trillionth Post, providing that this forum is even still alive at that future point. I know we'll all be dead by then, unfortunately. :unsure: ~Mr. D. V. "worse than [bleep]ing depressed" Devnull

@Hedgehog and @Saradomin_Mage both make good points, @Randox... You apparently forgot and/or ignored some people who deserve being mentioned here! :shame: ~D. V. "I'm going to have to haunt you for that..." Devnull (p.s.: If you didn't figure it out already, haunting you is pretty much a joke... Although, I guess there's still a few ways I could be nuts...)

Banned because 'Same Here'... :lol: ~D. V. "Figuring that might be the case..." Devnull (p.s.: Nice pick from Batman there.)

A deep bowl shape... :geek: Oval Office :twss: ~D. V. "What comes to your mind now?" Devnull

Banned because your post left something to be desired... :( ~D. V. "Eh... Yup." Devnull

Eh, just part of my current style... It allows me to toss in "tl;dr"s/after-thoughts/emotions/comments/etc. that simply just didn't fit in the post's body. Sometimes, it even makes the punchline on a joke! When I do leave it in large text (instead of shrinking it), the intent is that even though it didn't fit in the post's body, it's still meant to be more useful with it than apart from it. :lol: ~D. V. "I ain't the first to do it in the world, though." Devnull (p.s.: My signature section below is way out of date... I'll update it when I finally get the mind to do so.)

Banned because I think I typed the horniest post ever, over in 'FTTCTM'... :P ~D. V. "Now lets see if you get what I did..." Devnull

Treat for a Vampire :twisted: Demon Biscuits :evil: ~D. V. "This post is way too horny... Get it?" Devnull

~D. V. "You don't want to know what crazy that was related to..." Devnull

Some other fox... I'll bet they aren't purple either. :ugeek: The Mad Hatter :twisted: ~D. V. "You don't want to know what crazy is going on in my head..." Devnull

Not a sight I would want to be looking at. Keep his shirt on! =; Someone actually talking to your hand... :-k ~D. V. "What's next, eh?" Devnull

Not to start a fight, but if you're going to enjoy social aspects of the game, then don't worry about xp efficiency while doing that. Minigames are meant to be fun in terms of letting someone relax after being on 'a constant xp efficiency spree', a.k.a. 'a major grind'. :shades: ~D. V. "Don't let it get to you!" Devnull

Banned because I was just throwing in a "Time for the next Wish-Corrupting Genie" joke... Nothing more, nothing less. :lol: ~D. V. "Really didn't mean to imply else..." Devnull

Granted, but thanks to a bank error, it all ends up in the hands of an orphanage somewhere. :mellow: I wish for the USA to be no longer in debt to foreign countries. \:D/ ~D. V. "Like as if that could happen..." Devnull

Banned because I have no memory of accusing you of killing the "Corrupt A Wish" game... :( ~D. V. "Seriously Confused Here..." Devnull

Sultan of Laughtopia :razz: Lava Spatula :eek: ~D. V. "Now there's a hot one..." Devnull

Banned because I sense that wasn't aimed at me! :uhh: ~D. V. "Did I ninja you?" Devnull

Banned because you sound like you're ready to bounce away like an anime-style balloon. :lol: ~D. V. "Lost in a daze, aren't you?" Devnull