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It looks so REALISTIC! :shock:

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First thing that came to my mind was Danny Phantom :wall:

It's funny, I can understand them less than the most badass gangsters.

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I have a lot. [hide=Perhaps people on the internet DO have souls?]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hey Stranger: im so bored You: Me too. Stranger: u feel my pain ? Stranger: .p Stranger: n why r we still here You: Well I'm feeling pain alright. But I'm pretty sure it's mine Stranger: sorry for u You: Thanks =\ Stranger: whats the couse of your pain ? You: I'm really depressed. My boyfriend who I loved with all my heart and was going out with me for a year and a half dumped me because I wasn't hot enough for something. You: or something* Stranger: and why are u feeling down ? Stranger: he is a jerk Stranger: u can do better You: Because I loved him so much :( You: I've never loved a boy more than I loved him Stranger: revenge ? Stranger: did u consider that x) You: No...I care about him too much =\ You: I don't want to hurt him. I just want him to take me back Stranger: umm get hotter than ? Stranger: but realy he doesnt deserve u You: Get hotter? What do you want me to do get plastic surgery! :( You: I know he doesn't deserve me, but I can't help loving him. You: I feel like my heart's being squeezed Stranger: sounds awfull Stranger: see thats why u shouldnt fall in the first place Stranger: let them fall for u instead You: I try...but I can't help what i'm feeling. You: I've cried so much in the past few days. Stranger: it'll go away Stranger: ganbatteee You: Wht? You: What?* Stranger: hang in there You: Okay.. Stranger: okey Stranger: bye You: Bye... :( You: Thank you Stranger: ^^ cheer up You: =| I'll try Stranger: heheh <3 Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] [hide=Questionably allowed to be posted. This is the least of the stuff I have though]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: whats up? You: Not much u? Stranger: i need to vent You: Why? Stranger: so i come to u my stranger You: What's wrong? Stranger: i heard my two best friends having sex last saturday night!!! Stranger: there its off my chest You: D: You: Are you a boy or a girl? Stranger: girrl You: I feel so sorry for you =\ Stranger: you should Stranger: n the worst part is ... they r girls too Stranger: botgh You: Wow You: Did you talk to them about it yet? Stranger: n i always thouht they were straight! Stranger: no im scared thats so awkward for me n embarassing for them! You: I think it's best if you come clean to them that you heard them. You: I know you're scared, buttrust me. You: but trust* Stranger: but its none of my business You: It kinda is. Stranger: they just chose to have [bleep]ing sex with their friend in the next room n parents upstairs Stranger: how stupid is that? n they were so [bleep]ing loud too i actually had to cover my ears!!!!! You: They should've done it in a more private setting. You: I understand how you feel. You: I've had the same thing happen to mr You: me* Stranger: oo did u know those ppl were in a relationship at`the time? You: Nope You: We were in the same room though. Stranger: wat!?> You: It was like 2 am, and they thought I was aleep >.< Stranger: thats horrible Stranger: did u "wake up" You: I was awake for the entire thing Stranger: no i know but did u let them know that ur awake or did u pretend to be asleep the whole time You: I pretended to be asleep. You: I was too embarassed to say anything Stranger: did u later tho? like the next day or something? howd they take it? You: Yeah I told them afterwards. They didn't really care. They said "You shouldn't have been awake, don't blame us." Stranger: wat?? thats [cabbage] You: I know. You: They're not my friends anymore though :P Stranger: seee whay if MY friend;s reaction is like that Stranger: i dont wanna lose them :[ You: It's not worth it for them to be your friend if they don't care about you overhearing them. Stranger: but see they thought i was asleep n it was after a whole night of drinking n smoking so i was supposed to pass out as always, but i couldnt idk y You: Same thing was in my case, except without the smoking Stranger: ahh Stranger: this blows Stranger: im supposed to be hanging out with them tomorrow Stranger: so maybe i should confront them You: You should. Stranger: i gotta prepare a speech :/ this is gonna b so horrible You: Good luck. Stranger: thanx You: Just remember hun, they're not your friends if they don't care about you You: Okay? ^_^ Stranger: should i do it b4 or during smoking, wat do u think? Stranger: thanx :] You: Before. Stranger: cuz if i do it b4 thats gonna ruin their trip n if i do it during, thats gonna ruin it too!...but at least we'd be able to understand when sober yeah yr right b4 is good You: Just try to tell them ASAP Stranger: thanx for listenin n for the help :] ur a nice stranger Stranger: k You: You too :P Stranger: ok bye love Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/hide] I have several that are graphic (One might even have an 18+ pic) that I wouldn't even attempt to show to the public. Pm me if you want them.

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Eh. I got a grin from it.

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7105 He is COMBO BROKEN. His master-plan is to eat putrid Mudkips before they break another COMBO. Run4Runes has to devour said delicious Mudkips or he shall mutilate the ground with his tiny dodongos. Zombies don't exchange beer for potatos because noodles of POWAH Goose PUNCH! ate bacon today with knobStalf and remote controlled piggies came in goose game for Goon. BUTTSECKS will dominate amazingly beautiful space-themed x-rated adult pornstars that can shoot goombas from the back of Goon's mutilated hairy gigantic vomitous sack of pus. However, stymied ULTIMATE PUNCH shall become illiterate because of tiny Lemmings that stop people from making atomic Metal. Grammar nazis huggle [bleep]y space divas without giving a machinegun salute

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7117 He is COMBO BROKEN. His master-plan is to eat putrid Mudkips before they break another COMBO. Run4Runes has to devour said delicious Mudkips or he shall mutilate the ground with his tiny dodongos. Zombies don't exchange beer for potatos because noodles of POWAH Goose PUNCH! ate bacon today with knobStalf and remote controlled piggies came in goose game for Goon. BUTTSECKS will dominate amazingly beautiful space-themed x-rated adult pornstars that can shoot goombas from the back of Goon's mutilated hairy gigantic vomitous sack of pus. However, stymied ULTIMATE PUNCH shall become illiterate because of tiny Lemmings that stop people from making atomic Metal. Grammar nazis huggle [bleep]y space divas without giving a