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I claim myself as the crazy scientist (although I am still a credible source) Edit: the super laser/supercannon in a vaccum is an orbital satellite in space. That way it saves room on the islands and can't be attacked.

Haha I just realised the first time I saw a street advertisement for Fallout 3 was when I was visiting Washington D.C. :lol:

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9798. Edit your post. I messed up last page because somebody posted at the same exact time as me and I didn't get the typical warning thing

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Not really, [hide=]if you kill the overseer than allan mack becomes the new oversee[/hide]

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Where is the giant router for our internet? And the River of fail was kind of pointless.

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I vote myself as leader of project OT. No, not a goody two-shoes cleanup project, a science project of course! The basic plan is to: 1.Develop a super-cocktail of vaccines derived from all of the worst and most common diseases, while being completely harmless. This will help strengthen our immune systems. 2. Build a dome of dimondium surrounding the main OT island to protect it from basic missile and aircraft attack. Unfortunately this does not protect against giant tentacle monsters made of electro-matter. Because of the :twss: shape, it is very easy to construct a dome, while the other territories such as Wongtong World and Mod Mountain are too irregularly shaped, so they will be protected by a super cannon in a vacuum orbiting earth from space. This can not only fire single droplets of water at light speed to kill, but it also fires a 100KW laser. 3. I will lead a research team into to the advancement of our cloaked nanobot defenses which kill any extraneous disease and enemies, as well as research into laser and plasma weapons. 4. To power the giant router for our interwebz, I propose a hydrogen fusion plant is built. This can also be used to charge the lasers in the OT army's weapons. Lenin's special forces' weapons run on evil and torture, of course, so they will be fine. 5. Create machines that perform photosynthesis highly efficiently, eliminating the need for trees for food and oxygen. This allows us to build more.

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I first read "a message to all" then I saw the author was reb. I was like "oh boy, he must be pissed off even more than usual." then I looked at the post. I saw "Kyle" and "carrying all of his books" and immediately thought COPYPASTA. Then I thought "why would Reb copypasta?" Now I realise, it isn't Reb! I think he's been captured by the C.I.A. guys. In all seriousness, this topic really wasn't necessary, everybody has heard this story, or something close to it. I really only got that you should be nice to people the first time I heard it, which is a rather obvious and generic lesson.

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