Goonstalf

You sure you don't want some mini pizzas? My mom makes them. She'll put a little fontina cheese on, but she has palsy, so she ends up putting a lot of cheese on. [/Men in Black II references]

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Real men only need one tissue when watching The Notebook.

Ok.

You guys want some mini pizzas? They're good. They're like mini bagels with pizza stuff on top of them.

TORTATPAM is that he thinks I would do anything efficiently.

Cat's butt, that way I know it's clean because licking it's butt is one of the only things my cat does. Would you rather be the Incredible Hulk, or The Thing?

I hate you for being made of awesome.

Dammit Halo, you were supposed to post a coolstory.jpg, then I was supposed to post this: Dammit, man.

Straight outta the cow. TPUM eats sharks for breakfast.

Alive thread is not dildos thread.

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Cause you got them skills to pay the bills.

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