Blipo

hellooooo?

something abstract top left text: beware.... top right text: blipo bottom right text: the noob.... this pic in the middle http://img139.exs.cx/img139/719/noob18mi.jpg please and thank you :)

lol i get my name spelled wrong about half the time people type it its usually bimpo or blimpo or bliop or bloip or blopi or something stupid like that

are you still even doing these?

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump

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Name: Blipo Text: top: BEWARE...... bottom: the noob Border: dont care Colors: red, black, purple Style: abstract picture: http://img139.exs.cx/img139/719/noob18mi.jpg

i flicked it on the nose

a little something i did... everyone needs a flaming pic!

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle named Frodo Baggins who looked like it had rabies. Unfortunately, the girl (aka the man) killed the poodle, and made frodo CRAZYY!!! Frodo smashed his head on Thormac's beloved ming-vase and kill everyone with his butterflyknife which is pointy and made of home brewed pork and is very

verse two....

We ran left. There where a few people around, and in the distance we could hear the whir of army machinery. Me and ben opened fire on the few people left in the great city. We looked around. I spotted an apartment building with about 15 stories. I signalled to the others to follow me, then ran over. We went in and into the stairway. Up, up, up we went until we say a sign saying, "TENTH FLOOR". We walked down a hallway, checking for unlocked doors. We found one, and went in. We went over to the balconey and stepped out. We could see, on the horizon, tanks, trasport vans, and hovercraft. I heard a noise behind me. I spun and fired wildly, but missed. It was a droid. "Sorry," I called. The droid walked over. It was a vanguard. Oddly enough, he had a sniper gun on a sling behind his back, and a belt of grenades. No droid had mixed weapons like that.

lol! thats funny!

"Hi Jeff!" Catelyn called. "Hi!" I called back. "So we gonna start playing or what?" A Setter walked up. Setters where secutity guards and the people who ran the game. "Please hook up and initiate VR. I will start the game in 120 seconds." Then he pushed a button on the wall. We all hurried to a group of pods with a sign saying "VANCOUVER, CANADA". Vancouver was generally agreed to be the best place to fight. Besides the scenery ( what there was left anyway ) there were always people there, ready to fight. Vancouver was a big Canadian city, so it was guarded heavily. Suddenly, the game started. all there was was him and a panel. He walked up to the panel and selected "Soldier Droid". Soldier Droids where always good to start with. They got you into the mood. He was suddenly in the body of a Soldier Droid. He looked around. He was in a transport ship. A few other droids where active. He called out. "I'm loking for Catlyn, Jen, Kyle, and Ben. They here?" A Soldier Droid, a Sniper Droid, and two Vanguards walked over. Jeff could guess at who they were. Catelyn was the Sniper, Jen and Kyle were both Vanguards, and Ben was a Soldier. Ben started up. "Ok, guys. Here's what we'll do. Me, Jeff, and Catelyn will go up somewhere high up. Catelyn can snipe, I can cover our backs, and Jeff can do general croud control." I laughed. Ben continued. "Kyle, you and your girlfriend can go blow the bejeezus out of the masses. Clear the way when we first get going, kind of thing." There was a jolt. The transport ship had landed. "All right people let's move move move!"

Scene: VR station, Germany Date and Time: January 29, 2004 - 0920 hours He looked around the VR station. A game was just ending now, so he stepped aside to make room for the kids who were leaving. A few minutes later, Catelyn, Jen, Kyle, and Ben walked in. Catlyn, obviously, was my girlfriend. Jen was Catelyn's friend, and Kyle was Jen's girlfriend. Ben was a tag-along. He went wherever he wanted. He was everybodies friend.

hi sorry i havent done any5thing on my story for so long i was banned off the computer but now im back on so here i go

lol you know your too strong when you get a message saying "the skill limit is 999999999 you cannot gain anymore exp points"

lol

you know youve been on this thread too long when your posts are seven in a row ( or coloum )

you know your too strong when swinging your b-axe causes all the creatures of the world fall over dead

when you kill someone and tell the judge "dont worry, he'll respawn in Lumbrige"

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle named Frodo Baggins who looked like

When he got home he hung up his coat and stat down at his chat-comm. A chat-comm is like a telephone - sit down and talk to a friend. But a chat-comm, or CC, is handsfree, and you can see the other person. Anyways, he turned it on and set up a connection to Catelyn. Catelin had been his girlfriend for a year now; they met playing the VR game. Jeff's screen flickered, and then displayed a picture of Catelyn. "Jeff! Hi! How's it going?" "Great," jeff replied, "and happy birthday. Did you play WW3 today?" "Ya, I was in Australia. Where were you?" "Nice, bloody, gory Florida." "Have fun?" "Oh, ya!" "Hey Jeff," Catelyn started up, "you know how we only get two hours of game time right? And then we have to switch?" "Ya, that's THE worst part of the game." "Well guess what." Catelyn was getting exited; this had to be good. "What?" "I became the top player today! And since it's my birthday, they said that On a Saturday I can have the whole day, along with all my friends!" Jeff stared at the CC, not believing what he had heard. "Your joking." "No! So, do you want to come?" "I'd love to! What time and where?" "Next week, starting at 0930 hours." "Al right, I'll be there!" Jeff's mom started yelling at him to do his chores. He swore under his breath. "And I have to go now. Oh well, see ya." Then he clicked off his CC and went to do his moms bidding.

no i was sleeping