Blipo

you know your too ubsessed when "wt-f" and "rofl" become part of your vocabulary

confirms my suspicion that the only intelligent notherner is ross noble lol

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of the planters peanuts and ate glue and indented these paragraph's poisioned penut pie. The whole universe was very unhappy so they ate cheese covered foot in her boots that she found... Yet it was very unlikely that her pixel sigs were any good in a place like the august so she moved her furniture outside of her pants and went to Thormac the Sorcerer who was eating, flying, and dancing a stupid dance on stupid music with his ugly pink pet poodle

you know your too strong when the kalphite queen tells you to get it over with quickly when you enter her lair

you know your too strong when you give full dragon to noobs in lumbi

Hey! That's mean! :P Only trying to still be a normal user. :wink: normal users dont make their threads stickies ( except me i spill juice on the comp and dont clean it )

Scene: Flordia, America Date and Time: January 13, 2011 - 1830hours The droids trudged through the city wordlessly, guns in hand, blasting away at the armymen that had filled the street. In the back of the robotic army, robots with rocket launchers fired at tanks, blowing them to smithereens. There was carnage all over the streets. A woman ran across the street, screaming for mercy. A blast from a droids gun knocked her down. Jeff looked around intently for more victims. This was the best Virtual Reality game ever. It was so real. Then, suddenly, across his visor flashed these words: GAME OVER please return your droid to the nearest carrier station Jeff swore under his breath. It was just getting good. He speedwalked, along with the others, to a carrier station, where his droid was picked up by a machine and put onto a rack. Scene: VR station, Germany Date and Time: January 13, 2011 - 1900hours Jeff stepped off the VR pad, and loooked around. He was in a room full of pods. Kids were stepping out of the pods via doors. Each one of them had gloves, boots, helmets, and what looked like a toy gun, all covered in blinking lights. They all took this stuff off, and hung it up on wracks. Then they left. Jeff was the last one out. He took off his VR equippment slowly, wishing he could keep playing. He was playing a game on the brand new VR, or Virtual Reality machines. When he left he handed a door guard his score card, and the man paid him a small sum of money. He scored 562, so he recieved EE$28.10. On his way home he stopped at the bank and deposited his earnings.

i dont wanna pay!

1. power2noobs 2. ultimate nooby power, 35+ woodcutting, 3 combat 3. bronze hatchet, tattered clothes 4. woodcutting 5. Lumbridge (anywhere) 6. don't care

its a free game and its gonna STAY that way

its murder in my opinion a baby may not be born yet but its still alive - its still a living thing - its murder to kill it it shouldnt be allowed unless im allowed to kill people

i saw alot of noob noober noobatizer noobot noobman

let me say something---cryogenics is for people who have uncurable deseases, not people who are already dead!

ya i do and really, i want someone to thouroly explain aethieism(or however u spell it) to me see, big bang-pinpoint of material-explades and eventually forms th universe but where did that matter come from? of course God, being a god, can do anything (according to every mythology ever written) so he can make himself live for ever

ive seen a guy called noober and what about my name? BLIPO!