ah the noob, a classic example of nature's timeless humor... Anyways, my particular favorite noob incounter was when i was fletching in seers when i notice someone is buying nats. Seeing as how i hate alching, i pulled out a few k natures and trade with him. when i offered all my nats (which was about 3.5k) he puts up 50 gp. So im like, "is this a joke, c'mon gimme a real offer" so I wait like 2 minutes hoping at least for a funny story and after a while he adds 100 gp to it #-o. *breaks a nature in half* here you go sonny, have fun alching half of a yew long bow. :XD: