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Thats not part of the plan. We have it all thought out.

We want to free them in the sense of getting them out of Germanian rule. We don't want to kill too many people. We only want to kill enough for Germania to cede his territories away. We have the numbers and the strategy. I already have several plans to destroy Germania in only a few battles. It won't be easy, but it can be pulled off.

My alliance easily out numbers Germania and Russia combined, but I don't intend on fighting Russia unless he interferes. Remember, I only wish to free the people of Germania.

But its not like I don't have epic plans or an epic army or an epic alliance. The tanks simply help.

Even with out the blood protection my tanks are stronger than Germania's.

It was only cured in it. All the power was absorbed into the armor, and the rest was washed off.

Doesn't make the tank any less powerful.

Except your army is about 200,000 trained soldiers, then 8 million who have never seen combat, and are inexperienced, whereas Germania's have been fighting for years. And CN1's aren't invincible. A railgun, an emp missile, an anti tank missile, or a few normal tank hits wouldn't have trouble taking them out. If the armor was tougher than that they wouldn't be able to move. They are invincible because the armor was cured in the blood of Chuck Norris. That's where the CN part comes from. Oh and yes I could totally destroy Germania. I trained my soldiers by sending them to Antarctica where they fought mutant penguins.

Findenland has withdrawn all threats against Germania, as we are confident we could destroy it any day of the week. In fact, we could probably destroy your whole army with out a single casualty. Your army is so weak. It is dispersed over thousands of miles of 3rd world countries that if I invaded I could take your whole country with in a year. And if you decided to invade, it would be massive lols. You'd be like "Onoez! My armiez! Dey be gone!"

If you attack a country, that makes you the aggressor. You have a defence pact with Norway, and I assume you have the same with Russia as well. The thing is, any act of aggression will void any obligations of the participating allies to help you. Also, I wouldn't use a biological weapon as there are multiple other nations that will probably jump in and attack you, even if you didn't mean to infect them. Brazil has made it clear that it will declare war on any nation that uses a biological weapon and infects its citizens with it, even by accident. I don't intend on attacking Norway, Brazil, or Russia. I also don't intend on using my biological weapon unless the destruction of my country is imminent. I only intend on attacking Germania, for the greater good of the world. Many other countries have also said they will not stand by as Germania conquers more and more people. Also, if Germania even sends diplomats into any country to try to annex it, we will pounce and resist.

As I still technically have an alliance with Russia, I don't want to drag them into this. @Germania: I want to fight this war to stop your tirades against many countries. I already have several countries willing to fight against you, so don't be so confident of a victory just yet. Tunisia has also started to rebel to become its own country once again. This is by no means a small rebellion. It is quite large and won't be squashed so easily. You have 1 more day to deliver the money or I will declare war. @Russia: It would be in your best interest to stay out of this. I will not attack your country, so any attacks you make on me will take place on my land. If you remember back to the Winter War, that is bad. Finland was outnumbered 4 to 1 and had 1/5 the casualties. And no one underestimate the power of the CN1. It is nearly impossible to destroy by conventional means, and can destroy most other tanks and larger things quite easily. The thing about my new biological weapon is that it is exactly like the common cold. You can't cure it, and the symptoms are much more severe. You could suppress the symptoms, but the virus will continue to due its work to most of your internal organs, eating you alive. We tested it on a really unlucky person. He thought it was the lottery he won, but it wasn't. Around 80% of Findenlanders have been vaccinated for this disease, but the vaccine isn't a normal vaccine, as this disease was made to not be vaccinateable. There is only one cure, and the cure also prevents it.

There is only 1 faulty prototype, so not much now. But when they are completed in around 50 million years, I would probably use it for death matches and pretending to be a jedi.

1. That would be extremely ineffective for anything aside form demolition etc. Its a light saber 2. How do you control the laser part of it because it would most likely just go on forever. It has something floating at the end to hold the laser in place 3. A machine gun would mow down any troops carrying it. I don't intend on equiping my armies with it 4. It would require tremendous amounts of power to have it capable of cutting for just a second. So what? 5. Why would you even want that? Its a light saber... Why wouldn't I want it?

I redid my calculations, and excluding Tunisia, and still including the Italian refugees from when Germania captured Italy, I came up with: 62 million. This seems a bit more realistic. After recalculating my military, I came up with 5.75 million. Thats subtracting 14 million people under the age of 18, then dividing by 8. This is a fairly good number, but still, if need be, I could pull most of my population into the war and try to kill as many Germanians and Russians before my country falls in ruins. Also, many CN1's are in production in anticipation for war.

You would need nitrogen and other things in the air so you don't go crazy. Also, the only way I know of to separate hydrogen and oxygen is through electrolysis. This could be a bit dangerous and expensive. And if you've ever watched Pokemon, you would know that things like that exist. Here's a real-life image of one:

Its just a prototype. And I control Finland, Sweden, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, and The Canary Islands. I still have some influence in Tunisia, even though Germania controls it now. If necessary, I could cause them to start a revolution.

Within my whole country I have almost 100 million people (around 86 million to be more exact). If I had to, I could recruit around 80 million of them into service. If you don't remember, with in my first year of office I made basic military knowledge and training completely mandatory. Most of my 20 million army is in reserves, so I don't have to pay too much. I have around 1 million active. I only intend on using around 5 million, hopefully not that many casualties though. If it makes you happy, I will reduce the number to 10 million. My gdp has always been low because of my mandatory military stuff, but I got a lot more from my Baltic states and the tolls for my bridge. Last time I calculated my gdp I was saddened by the low number, but we have plenty to get by. We sold the plans for the CN1, so we earned a few hundred billion off that deal. That money has since been exhausted, but it got us started in foreign trade, which boomed, and put us in a better position, but still not good. We managed to get a single verde soylante seed before most of them died, so we have many green houses in Helsinki, Terku, and Stockholm to feed around 30 million people for very little. Parts of Lapland are able to grow crops due to the experiments on Haven, so we should have enough to get by. Also, Finden scientists have altered H1N1 into a very deadly virus. It may or may not end up in shipments to Germania. They have also developed a prototype for the worlds first light saber.

After some heavy recruting, my army has reached 20 million people (lol wut?). @Germania: I won't accept 10 billion for reimbursement, but I will take 15 billion. Lets keep our negotiations in pm. Also, is your capital still Berlin? @Russia: I know perfectly well what I'm getting into, but I don't think you do. I have plans to dispose of you, although it will be slightly more difficult than Germania, you will go out before I do (If I do decide to declare war).

I took Tunisia through diplomatic measures, so your whole argument is invalid. [hide=mars with Germania's new colony][/hide] They wouldn't have sided with you after they were part of my country. So I take my territory back. Officially.

Germania, you should have to pay for my land that you destroyed. You killed many of my people and I should be reimbursed. And countries don't just flock to yours because "they would be safer" when they have next to zero chances of being attacked anyway. The last thing they want is to be forced into another one of your wars. They know that they are not safe in your hands, so don't say that they are. It doesn't work like that. You always tell people to be realistic, yet you are being the least realistic of anyone. I'll give you until Monday to at least say that I will get the money, if you don't, I will declare war. If I don't defeat you, I will at least kill many many many Germanians. Just think of hundreds of millions of innocent people dying because of you. Remember, I peacefully bought Tunisia as a gift to my people, then you brutally invaded it and killed a large amount of people, every single one was a Findenlander. As a condolence you offered me a few islands off the coast of Africa. I payed 50 billion dollars for Tunisia. I had the country for 1 day before you invaded it. How would you feel if you had just signed a peaceful deal, bringing a bunch of money into your country, then someone comes and attacks you, killing many of your people? You really were a jerk. So it comes down to either giving me Tunisia back, or giving me at least 50 billion dollars, or I will declare war. Do you know what happened to Russia last time? Speaking of Russia, I was just trying to buy back the land you took 100 years ago. Thank you for finally answering, I have been trying to get an answer for 30 years. And just so you know, if need be, every single Findenlander is willing and able to fight (except some of the mentally [developmentally delayed]ed ones), so don't expect us to go down with out a fight.

Can Findenland have some of your antifreeze? It would help greatly to expand to the northern areas of our country, as our cities are over crowding. We have implemented some of the research from our scientists in Haven, allowing crops to grow better in the north. And if I haven't mentioned this yet, I would like to claim the Mars colony to the left of Norway's. I will call it New Helsinki. And Dusty, you still owe me a lot of money for Tunisia. If I don't get in 2 years I will declare war. Pm me when you pay me, in case I miss the post. And Russia, I still would like to purchase land west of 30 degrees east. I just want the areas bordering my countries, nothing else, so I'm not trying to buy Alaska or Turkey or anything like that. Anyway, my military is pretty epic, with some top secret strategies, we could easily annihilate Germania if they ever invaded.

Germania, we accept those islands (we get the whole group of the Canaries right?), but we would like cash considerations to pay back our purchase of Tunisia. Findenland Would like to claim the mars colony to the left of Norway's, it will still be called New Helsinki. We intend to send 10,000 people over the next few years and produce our own ships.

In the map you updated, you took Tunisia. I colonized it as a vaca spot for my government officials :cry: . I demand you give it back, or atleast give me another good vacationing country. Edit: My advisor Einojuhani Haapalainen wants to go to Greece over Christmas.

You are being really really really thick right now. Of course I know what a space rocket looks like. I drew a conventional airplane because I can't draw a space rocket, and if he really wanted to get that many people into space, he would use a large space plane. I'm sure you know what one of those looks like, so I won't waste my time getting a picture. But seriously, the fact of the matter was that he got 30000 people into space, and you can't. Just don't argue over something stupid.

Actually, no bombs detonated. Instead, they were discovered long beforehand, and were destroyed. It's not like you can magically put bombs in a city like that. How is building a ship destroying the laws of nature? It's not like it can go faster than light, it can't land, and it can't carry hundreds of It defies the laws of getting it out there. And yes bombs did detonate as all my Ambassadys exploded, they were filled with lots lots lots lots lots lots lots of bombs and i fired nukes at your capitols No nukes. And here is how he got into space: 6 planes, holding 5000 people, or a similar ratio. He fits 5000 people because the ship is big. It can still lift off because it creates enough lift. If you don't understand lift I could explain it to you. Because it is a plane built for space, it can go into space. The only problem is fuel, and he would probably have several ships filled with fuel to refill the ones carrying the colonists. This argument is pointless.