Psycho_Robot

Superbad [prepares for massive flaming from people who liked it] Worlds worst television show

Because you filled out the user registration form Why have all the recent "stupid" answers just been literal answers rather than analytical answers?

I set a caterpillar right next to your hand, watching it crawl over your hand, tickling your fingers until your grip loosens. Your forced to let go of the cheese (which I grab) and hold yourself up with your other hand.

Vignt

Jerry Springer Primetime

Because the poster who typed it was holding shift while it was typed why are humans here?

Crashing Radio

Once you land back on earth, I am part of the welcoming party. You hold the cheese up triumphantly. I dive at it and snatch it from you.

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Mudkips - 7 Comedy - 12 Evil Stuff - 13 Randomness - 20

13, this is just a test... Laikrob won't be able to resist resetting us... and when he does, even though we didn't use the smiley, BAM! He's got no power because he resets us whether we use it or not! And if he DOESN'T reset us, we win :twisted:

Mudkips - 9; I have no clue what they are :wall: Comedy - 12 Evil Stuff - 13 Randomness - 20

RuneScape: it threatens to destroy the entire world with how frightfully addictive it is Worlds worst place for a commercial

11 See? We're behaving! No smilies here!

Banned because I agree with you, wcing IS good.

Deep inside the star, hydrogen and helium atoms are fused with the atoms of the box, thus degrading its indestructibility until it eventually shatters, propelling the cheese back towards earth.

Airborne

Hmmm I wonder what's inside that fire extinguisher...

Pencil Sorry, that was lame #-o Piano

I wake up 20 years later. You are dead. I rob your grave and take the cheese.

7... Soon, Laikrob, I shall have my revenge!!! Mua ha ha ha ha ha!!!

Evil Villains - 1 bye bye! Comedy - 12 Evil Stuff - 13 Randomness - 20

It turns your microwave on and starts cooking some hot dogs. Yum! I press a button that says "submit" on it. Literally.

You get a donut. I shove you aside and press it for myself, wanting a freakin' donut!!!