Psycho_Robot

Heaven of course, because if I WANTED to go to hell, I'd go to heaven when I died as punishment. Would you rather want to go to heaven, but be sent to hell, or want to go to hell but be sent to heaven?

Pro: A relaxing creative outlet for stress Con: When painting goes bad! A huge mess like that one

I would rather work for the IRS because I could have a lot of fun being corrupt and selling exemptions from audits Would you rather be a corrupt, rich, yet unhappy person, or a poor, happy, and honest person?

because watching animals fight is more fun Why does Animal Planet tout itself as "educational" when all it does is show animals fighting and a guy roaming around a barren wasteland while he pretends to be alone?

Chinese man gets angry at Canada for stealing China's "thing", he steals it back

Uh oh! The maple syrup has been poisoned! Now that all their syrup is poisoned, the Canadians have nothing to export. Financial crisis ahoy!

I whine about how I spent so much time on my post and you didn't spend hardly no time at all on yours. You give me the cheese to make me feel better. It works. Then I run away.

Really small feet, because I kind of already do have small feet... :lol: Would you rather lose a hand or lose a foot?

5. Who cares? :twss: :twss: :twss: :twss: :twss:

Pro: if you're a loser, you forget how much you suck while you're drunk Con: liver failure, pancreatitis, acidosis, DUI, making an [wagon] of yourself while drunk, and hangovers Do I seem biased against alcohol? Bias!

The guys from the movie Canadian Bacon invade Canada and subdue it utterly

Because with sliced bread, you can make a sandwich with NO KNIFE AT ALL!!! Unless you have to slice the cheese, slice the meat, and/or spread the butter. Why do I care so little?

Lightning kills ol' Benny while he's out flying his kite

Not being phased by Halos' mindless spam ( -.- ) the firemen are still on strike...

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The firemen continue protesting despite a cat somewhere being wired on caffeine

There's no image? Quite clearly there's an image... now...

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One! :twss:

That made my day :lol: btw, :twss: :twss:

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its a bit too bright but still really cool! 9.4827394123498343846/10

It is an honor to prove you WRONG!!! Zezima pl0z?!

So you can play "5 little piggies" with infants, of course! Why do people fall for infomercials?

I follow you around until you decide to alchemy something else. I throw myself in your light globe thing, sending myself to the alchemy-dimension. You get 1 gp. Once there I alch the cheese again. Alching the cheese when its already in the alchemy dimension shatters the frail bonds of the space-time continuum and sends me back in time to when I was stealing the cheese from wits. We chatter incessantly and the constant, high-pitched squealing makes Silver Wits head explode. Then space-time realigns itself and I return to the present, the cheese in hand.