Psycho_Robot

No they aren't because I type more WPM than you do.

XIV

Have the bomb squad deal with it A big fat cat that keeps stepping on my keyboard and dragging his tail under my nose!

Ask the Egyptians :lol: Wouldn't I make an awesome Egyptologist?

XXXII You worry too much! #-o

Created a shoddy, run-down, spam-fest of a forum for me to bring virtue to :thumbsup:

Banned because you won't know until... well.... you know :twisted:

Because they'd sell them for cat nip Why do people dress cats up? And HOW?! My cats would NOT cooperate....

[hide=XXX rated material]XXX Woo! this post is dirty! 18+ only[/hide]

Banned because I do have a goal, its just not related to world domination

The same reason you like to stretch out :lol: Why are cats doing hilarious things 24/7, unless you have a camera pointed at them?

XXVIII

Uses smilies to tell stories

Give it milk A cat that was recently un-hell-ified

Because no one thinks any picture of them self is decent (I know I don't) Why do cats always bite you when you rub their tummies?

Love it! A locked metal door with no key.

Banned for wanting to take over the world!

XXVI They're oh so useful

Has spider scrawl instead of my boring old chicken scratch :(

I know, but if I had said there was no dirt in the hole, that would have been a SMART answer ;) Um... Why do cell phones cause cancer?

Banned because its always better to make your own cookies and hand them out to your inferiors so they become your followers.

Chauncy tells me where you all are.

Phail XXIV

What else could have been the answer?

Banned for insinuating that Pryo would abuse his powers. Are you gonna take that kind of guff Pryo? Are you?!?! HUH?!?!?!?!?!