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He is trying to shoot a gun in a firing range and shoots someone.

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What you seem to not get is "profit" is nothing if you can make a better profit elsewhere.

Once a week

These are a couple rants on the Barbarian Assault game. First of all make a level requirement, its hard to be on wave 8 with a level 36 that has 34 health... At minimum 45 combat. Secondly when your healer and your using your poisoned whatever on the healers have it go to the healers and not other players. "This item can not be lent". Third, WHEN YOUR DONE DEFENDING/ATTACKING/HEALING (cant be done collecting) GO TO THE HORN OF GLORY (although healer needs to stay and heal people). Rants being Attacker Attacker is sort of laid back. You have to pay 100% attention to make sure you dont mis-hit (with out dash its censored) a monster. If the collector doesn't call you, you sit there not doing anything. On wave 10 it is easy because there are no penalties. Attacker is VERY easy and if your level 5 you don't hit and 0's,1's,2's,3's,4's, only 5's minimum. Not much wrong here. Rants being Collector Collector is the one job you don't need. You can use the cannon to fire at the runners but that is it. You have to call for attack and have to be fast with your calls. If attack doesn't call you you load you eggs in the hopper or convert your eggs. On wave 10 you pick up eggs from the queen and give to the healer. Not much boost from level 1 to level 5 except the egg converter. Rants being Healer Healer is the funnest job. Except when the defenders dont call. You go around healing people and racking up points. You can heal 500+ hitpoints in a game. You are responsible for your own life and can restore run energy to yourself. You can poison the healers and just walk away and they will almost kill them selves. At level 1 you heal 10, at level 2 you heal 15, at level 3 you heal 20, at level 4 you heal 25, and at level 5 you heal 35. Healing 35 is alot. I would have to say its hard having lvl 36 collectors on your team because of the low defense and the pures (who said they have mains who solo the queen...) that have low def and the people in prossy. Also for healer How do i see who to heal? Rants being Defender Defender is plain annoying. You have to set food down, repair traps, and you lose 3 points (max 10) every time a runner goes past. And you have a healer screaming at you to call for them. Defender is so slow usually you use two except on wave 10. I haven't experienced defender much and cant say much about it. If healer doesn't call for you your dead in the water. You get more spaces to lure runners up to 10 at level 5. Overall Rants Why does your barrows degrade normally when your not an attacker? Make it degrade 50% slower. Give ancients to people just dont allow the effects (freeze, poison, lower attack, regain health). Let the collector destroy all the eggs in his bag at once. Why does only the torso and gloves have any use for people over level 80? Ill think of more later.

1 min - 1 min 15 sec. Zmi is faster

:lol: did you ev train? look at serehttp://bii.net if you dont know what it is... i ev trained 2 then quit, but i have about 20 level 100 pokemon I bred pokemon i got the ultimate snorlax.

Just do nats

Its legal because anyone can get it or something like that. Mouses are Hardware. And thats like saying you cant use a faster computer because not everyone has as fast of a computer.

Steels and maybe irons.

Can someone give me all the quests that take place in the desert so i can get them over with?

No skillcapes, no it would be horrid. It would create a mass amount of flame wars

Waterfiends are the single exception (duly noted in the first post). Whip destroys obby weapons. Only use obby weapons when strength training and dont have a ss or want to use a shield. "don't want to use a shield"? :? Well obby knifes are 1h so if you use thoes you can use a shield.

Is their another way i dont know about? :wall: I am not very pro

Got an interesting one. There are three people staying in a hotel room. The bill is $30. They each split the bill and pay $10. The clerk notices the bill should of been $25 so he gives the bellhop the money to split. The bellhop cant split $5 three ways so he gives each person one dollar and two for himself. BUT WAIT: Each person paid $9 for a room and the bellhop kept $2. 9*3+2= $29!? Can anyone figure this one out?

Then you go to an asylum. Or you dont switch.

Opulent tables are rising because you cant get them as clues anymore right? So to make a flatpack it costs 3380k (3.38m) so they probably wont fall anytime soon. I would just wait.

12 Level 100's, 325 Caught national, and 413 Hours played on my Emerald version. I played during school.

*Brings out super cannon + vacuum* a cell on the outer wall of my stomach then cell mass produces a virus. That or mega cannon thing

I think of the Soup Song or the Cheese song when Mighty Boosh are mentioned. I don't I'm random, I just think I'm a bit odd sometimes. In society random people are deemed odd.

:lol: [hide=]First theory A cat is built by particles called "superquarks" (also called "meows"). These superquarks show both atomic (they are built of normal quarks) and feline qualities (so these quarks have charmed characteristics). But, the gluing dispositive isn't made of superquarks, so when cat and glue are put together, they cancel themselves. This theory, however, doesn't explain why the cat is the one who disappears, and not the gluing dispositive. Second theory Cats are pandimensional, superintelligent creatures. So, when they think they are in danger, they start to purr and travel to their original dimension. The reason why the cats stay in this dimension is because here they find enough food and people stupid enough to feed them. Third theory The cat runs away, scratching the idiot who tried to put glue on it. (Most theorists dismiss this idea as pedantic.) Fourth theory The cat and the toast spin themselves so fast that they create a black hole and people and objects are sucked into the swirling mix of Catoast, eventually the planet would be sucked up and everyone would finally know the answer, but no one would be able to do anything with the knowledge they'd just gained. Fifth theory Murphy's Law: If something can go wrong, it will. Therefore something will mess up this cat theory. After this, something will mess up Murphy's Law, then the cat theory has no basis and someone will discredit it and something will go wrong with the attempt at disproving it. Then the cat theory will not be proven incorrect, and relying on Murphy's Law, will prove Murphy's Law correct again. Therefore something will mess up this cat theory. After this, something will mess up Murphy's Law. Ad nauseam. This causes an infinite cycle of the theory being viable and unviable and will mean that the cat will be beaten against the floor at frequency math, which is proportional to the highly reduced fat mass of the butter math. The cat is therefore beaten to death eventually, but if something can go wrong, it will. Therefore someone will mess up my cat theory, then Murphy's Law. It doesn't make sense! I'll go mad! Sixth theory The butter drips off, or is replaced with Flora. Seventh theory The cat and gluing dispositive will actually come together, but the cat spins so fast due to the invariance in the center of gravity that, following the law of time travel, it goes backward in time. This has led to another theory stating that at the beginning of time there is an infinite number of antigravitatory cats, and therefore, causing the creation of the universe in the first place, due to the excessive gravitational forces produced by the infinite number of cats, they cause the big-bang. However, some scientologists have pointed out that since the cat will continue going back in time, it will cease to exist due to the fact that once something goes before the start of time, it will no longer exist in this dimension, but will be warped to another dimension. Eighth Theory The butter vanishes, and the cat lands on its feet. The toast, however, ends up slipping off the cat's back and landing on a taxi. Why a taxi, you ask? Because according to Murphy's Law, any object which detaches from some second object must land on a moving taxi. This has been the cause of great distress to people designing things such as multiple-stage rockets. Typically a number of taxis must be placed below said rocket's flight path to avoid a terrible fate in the nearest conurbation. Ninth Theory The cat will asplode. Tenth Theory Unfortunately, the tenth theory has been lost forever, as the experimenter used margarine instead of butter. Therefore, the test did nothing, and the cat turned out to be a grue which ate the scientist involved except for his head. As his head dropped to the ground, all he could say was "WTF PWNED, LOL!!!11one" and then his head asploded and was fed to his neighbour's dog. Eleventeenth Theory The cat, the butter, and the applicant represent three sides of a triangle. When the mark is created, one must disappear- it is usually the cat. Investigations to find out where it goes have been fruitless. Note however, that strawberry preserves are a choice fruit for the applicant spread upon the remaining toast. M Theory If one is to ascertain the outcome of this thought experiment, one needs a unified theory of cats and buttered toast. M-Theory, which was originally a theory of hardon physics, is such a unified theory. Unfortunately, M-Theory requires the cats to have 11 tails to work. M-Theory also requires that there be a specifically named dog for every cat and vice versa. E.g. if your cat is named Fluffy, then there is a dog named Fluffino. Although nobody has ever heard of dogs with such ridiculous names, M-Theorists think we will observe such dogs soon after the more powerful dog catcher accelerators are built. As for the 11-tails, well 10 of them are small and curled up or something... Oh, what happens with the cat and the toast? We can't get the theory to produce a stable vacuum cleaner solution yet. It's only a matter of time, give us more money. True Theory The real reason this does not work is not because the glue is interacting with the cat but instead is reacting with the toast. You see, when the glue is applied to the toast it is ruined and therefore Murphy's law is no longer applicable. The toast then becomes subjected to the reversed Murphy's law (If something good can happen it will) causing the evil cat to disappear entirely. In accordance with Lorentz covariance, this also results in something bad that can't happen to occur somewhere in the universe, mad scientists are currently attempting to harness this power to create a powerful weapon. Stupidly Insane Theory The cat and the toast come together, because cats like milk, which makes butter. Also, unknown to anyone outside Uncyclopedia, cats like to lick flour, then sneeze it on stupid people, who proceed to comment on how funny their little Tiddles looks with a white moustache and take photos, then post it on MySpace and Flickr. So, due to the attraction, the cat and the toast become one animal, so that is why the scientist couldn't find the toast. According to this theory, every single cat you see has a half-eaten mouse inside its body. The Actaully Correct Theory Cats are an unharnessable power of magnetic energy, and have been known to cause cats to powerfully repel, and in some case, fly away from objects that have a deep magnetical "aura". This is called catetism. Previously, scientists have been trying to deny the existence of the new energy, but the super-power created by it has changed their minds (along with the cats clawing them to death). Cats have long used this to power to power the super cat city, Hmhsfmjhsf. However, this is Uncyclopedian protected items, so it is very hush-hush. Things that have been known to be repelled by catetism include: * Flea Medicines * Glue * Superglue * Grues * Stupid peoples like Oscar Wilde * Clowns * Flowerpots * Dogs * Cheese * Vets** Many scientists have attempted to bring under control the strong force of catetism, which, by far is the most powerful force, trumping nuclear by tens of thousands of times, due to the uranium all being smuggled out in Homer Simpsons' pants. However, as one young scientist pointed out, it is almost impossible to get samples of catetism, because people who try to get samples are being repelled by the force, which causes the cat to magically fly away. However, we decided to asplode that scientist, then feed his remains to a grue, because it ah...can be done. All that we need is a lot of money and you can pay us by ringing 1800-180-180. All values are accepted, but coins, especially ones that you have stolen from blind people playing the saxophone on the street, are prefered, as we don't have to claim tax on them. Ninjas can use the awesome power of catetism to kill enemies in extremely goofy ways. Bruce Lee can harness this power, which he uses to propel the enemy into the wall just by putting out his hand.[/hide]

explain?

Nice. I see nothing wrong with that statement.

Then would it be okay to say black holes can't kill us since it's not an everyday type of thing that we encounter? Nah man, just stick a black hole in a mega-cannon in a vacuum and launch it at yourself. :roll: Impossible. And I'm kind of lost by the idea of a "cannon." Cannon means on this thread anything that fires stuff really fast

Revs arent hard just wear black dhide, or even black dhide and torag legs if your that paranoid.