Omar

Have I been using a lot of memes? I started browsing /b/, if I do it's completely unintentional :|

On the bus today, there was this beyond-obese woman with her kids, and she was texting. She closed her phone and stuffed it in her bra. Didn't want, but couldn't look away. Not that she was that big, she was only taking one and a half seats. [Edit] Read again. First off she wasn't wearing a bra (she had crutches instead. JK), and second I saw no breast, but it still grossed me out.

Also, [bleep]s turn me off.

Physically, head hair is very important. Clear skin - no ridiculous expectations obviously, but not textured like the friggin' moon - and good proportions. Small breasts aren't a bad thing at all, big is just as good, just as long as they don't sag, that's always horrible. Butt can be big or small, just as long as it doesn't droop or wrinkle in certain positions. Not too hairy. Intelligent - not necessarily a rocket scientist, but not stupid, it's annoying. Creativity would be nice, musician is even better. Funny and not too shy also. Curiosity and being willing to try new things is also a necessity. On that topic, I've decided all feet are ugly. I don't have any expectations for them though, so it doesn't turn me off or anything.

Cow brains. They suck. :(

Lol at the fact that no real bass, drums or guitar were actually played in this song, and yet the video shows them drummer having the time of his life...

I got them for 2 reasons, one is that I liked them, the other is because they're eye catchy for if I go out sarging. Wore them the other day and literally everyone who saw me wearing them took a long look at me or asked if they were purple in case their eyes were playing tricks on them. I'm talking about having a silly fondness for pink or purple, just because they're "girly" colors. I was walking back home yesterday and a bunch of kids complimented my [red] shoes. I said thanks, one of them asked if they had them in purple. They probably do, but I said no because I didn't want little kids walking around with the same shoes as me in the same neighborhood. He shook his head and let out a disappointed "bleh".

Seriously? Wow, I thought I was alone :D

Summer always goes by too fast :( I just hooked up my bass amp to my computer, so I finally have some speakers. I've been using headphones for way too long :D

Purple is overrated. Especially for pants... Please don't go for clothes just because they're purple.

^I think this time it's on a per-person basis. :P

I hung out with some friends from noon to 5, went home, now I was just working on a new mix (shaping up really fast, but it's a lot like One Minute to Midnight :? ), and now I'm going to work on a friend's album art. I've been procrastinating about it for super long.

"[cabbage] [bleep] deluxe" "What the [short for richard.]" "Clean as a cucumber" - This guy on punk'd "Back the [bleep] up: time for some (x)" - Extreme advertising "[bleep] me sideways with a lunchbox." Guess that says something about me. :oops:

When i grow up, I'll have stubble. I know my life won't be complete 'til I get stubble. :lol:

September 22nd. ;_; Kind of makes me lol considering you decided to drink less not so long ago... :lol:

Creeped me out when it moved, I was scrolling the page at the time and I thought I was just playing tricks on myself :o

You wouldn't believe how much more annoying heavy chatspeak is in french >_>

If it's an electric toothbrush, it can be considered a toy. ;)

Good job lent. =D>

Well, at least you get to have straight teeth. My bottom row is has like 4 crooked teeth right beside each other. -.-

I'd keep quiet about that considering it's black history month. :lol: [Edit] Super, I just ate some Vaseline. :-X

I said that because it's a creepypasta. That story didn't happen, no one killed themselves over a dog with teeth faked on his mouth...

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Smile_Dog

Speaking of impossible, how's your movie going?

There's no way you're being serious... Is there?